Liana is exceptional. If you love slim, tall girls who respond beautifully to touch and are there for you, willing to accommodate your needs, then Liana is the clear choice.

Booking:
This was my first visit to RH. I booked through WhatsApp. Quick responses. They asked for confirmation on the day of the visit and then provided detailed instructions on how to find the salon. Perfect.

Salon:
I visited the branch in Vršovice. I was a bit worried when I read in local reviews that the salon was supposed to be above a Penny Market. I only know Penny as standalone buildings, so I imagined climbing a metal staircase on the side of the market leading who knows where. If anyone else has the same concern, don’t worry. It’s not about Penny at all. It’s simply the first floor, accessed via a wide walkway, and around the entrance to the salon, it’s quite peaceful (I was there on a Friday evening). The route is well-marked from the tram stop.

I was let into the salon almost immediately after ringing the bell. Inside, the receptionist greeted me, offered a drink, and led me to the room. Even though it was hot, the room was pleasantly cool thanks to a portable air conditioner. It was clean and well-lit, which I appreciate, and there was a regular bedsheet on the bed. That particularly pleased me. I never understand why elsewhere the masseuse has to put a piece of cotton wool on the bed, which just rolls up during any vigorous activity. Thumbs up for Rabbit Hall.

Liana:
I gave myself some time before writing this review so I wouldn’t be under the influence of all the hormones released during my encounter with Liana, but my view of her and what I experienced hasn’t changed, and my enthusiasm remains at 100%.

Liana is tall, slim, with a small piercing in her navel and clit, and subtle tattoos that aren’t distracting. She has beautiful blonde hair, though shorter now than in the photos on the RH website, smooth skin, a perfect backside, and wonderfully responsive breasts. She responds beautifully to touch all over. She was wearing tiny panties and a bra.

Liana is funny and intelligent. She speaks English (I didn’t try any other languages, though once she let out a “da” in response to my touches, which I assume was Russian, but I wouldn’t manage Russian). Her English is at a level where you can joke nicely with her. Not once did she misunderstand. She works in a creative field and is artistically inclined, which is evidently a bonus for massages as well.

Her sense of humor showed as soon as she entered the room. I had requested during the reservation that she wear high heels. Although she’s 178 cm tall, I love tall girls in high heels. Liana took it to a new level. She came in shoes with a 10 cm platform and 20 cm heels. It was clear she was excited to be taller than me. She didn’t quite manage it by a few centimeters, but looking a beautiful girl in the eyes two meters above the ground is an experience for me.

Liana is incredibly kind, cheerful, accommodating, and client-oriented. She can create a sense of closeness, as if you’ve known each other forever.

Lap Dance:
After a hug, exchanging compliments about our heights, and giving her a small sweet treat, I had a lap dance. According to the website, Liana enjoys it, so I was curious.

She sat me in a chair and started dancing. During this, she undressed and offered me a view of her perfect body from all angles and allowed me to caress her. When she stood over me, completely naked, and I saw her endless legs, smoothly shaved pussy, flat stomach, beautifully fitting breasts, and above them a big, beaming smile, it was a sight for the gods.

Massage:
After the lap dance, she undressed me and led me to the shower, which was more cleansing. She soaped me up, and when she attended to my friend, she knelt down. But nothing wild.

After the shower, she asked what kind of massage I wanted. I mainly wanted to cuddle, so I opted for B2B. Liana said to lie down however I wanted. I really appreciated that because I don’t enjoy the part on my stomach, so I lay on my back straight away. But this essentially showed that nothing was a problem. She did what I asked for (I should add that I’m a gentleman and respected her boundaries – no kissing or pussycat).

I’d love to tell you how the massage was, but since I mainly came to cuddle, we didn’t get much into the massage, and I enjoyed the gifts of her perfect body. That bit of B2B at the end was worth it, though. She has interesting ways of lying on you, rubbing against you, positioning herself in the mirrors on both sides of the bed, and her work with the penis is (creatively) top-notch.

The final shower was cleansing again.

Summary:
Liana is, in a word, amazing. I’ve been looking for a favorite masseuse for a while, and now I’ve found her (as echoed in previous reviews). She’s young, beautiful, accommodating, funny, and knows how to handle us.

Body to body
90 minutes
2800 CZK + 500 CZK (lap dance) + something extra

Wow, gentlemen, this was an absolutely amazing free entry to Avalon… very cool. Such a beautiful erotic escape!

I was expecting it to be mediocre, boring, and more of a hassle since I was there about a year ago. Back then, I had an intense massage, but it was a bit chaotic for me (maybe I just came at the wrong time). That was in the summer. But this? This was absolutely top-notch. But let’s start from the beginning.

You know how it is, wondering what the girl will be like, how the experience will turn out? It’s more of a massage with hands than with the body, but it’s probably enough for a first meeting. I arrived in a pretty good mood. Actually, not just in a good mood—I couldn’t stop working on my next book. So I thought, a massage would definitely be welcome. At least my eyes could take a break.

So I rang the bell (I didn’t know they had one now), went down to Avalon, and was greeted by a friendly and attractive receptionist. I immediately asked if she was the one I had talked to about rescheduling. I was supposed to come on Saturday but showed up a day early. She was aware of everything. We chatted a bit, I told her about my previous unpleasant experience, and I also wanted to ask about the hookah they supposedly have. At least I could say if the tobacco was okay or not, yay.

I was about to go see the girl, but the receptionist had me sit at the bar for a bit while they prepared the room with the girl. 🙂

After about 3-4 minutes, I was invited to go see the girl. The receptionist introduced me to her, and it was a very pleasant meeting.

Her name is Anasteicha, but she introduced herself as Aisha. A petite masseuse with a cute, youthful figure and a bust size of 1.5 (even though the website says Bs). I didn’t mind that at all. Aisha is cute, sweet, and kind. It’s surprising how many young girls do erotic massages. Not that I pity her, not at all, but it does both delight and slightly surprise me. We started with an introductory shower, which I think was really just for washing. On the other hand, Aisha was thorough. I’m not sure how much this beauty enjoys hugging and cuddling. It seemed like she wasn’t entirely into it. No worries. At least I have something to look forward to for the next meeting.

On my stomach, it was a kind of erotic relaxation style. There was a massage, but more with hands than with the body. Maybe every masseuse does it a bit differently. Because Aisha’s cute little behind did massage my back for a while with her adorable youthful figure. After a bit, it was back to hands and a little hugging. No moaning, no wild ear biting. Again, maybe that’s more for body-to-body.

And…

The highlight of the evening was when the girl gave me a 69, and Aisha stayed in that position until the end. But why do I mention this? I found it a very nice gesture from Anasteicha that she allowed me to touch her intimately. At first, I tried once or twice, and surprisingly, there was no flinching or moving my hand away. The whole hour was a wonderful, intense experience. If Aisha does a pussycat, I don’t know. But I guess it wouldn’t be a problem. We’ll see what other angels I meet at Avalon, but for me, I will definitely repeat, and as for recommendations, why not.

Classic erotic massage
60 minutes
2100 crowns

Another experience to share, this time from the well-known TopPrivat. There’s no need to describe the place in detail, except to mention that this time I was in an Egyptian-themed room with a bed and a massage table. The rest was the usual: booking via SMS and standard pricing.

I booked a session with the new girl, Daisy, hoping she might be another gem like Grace, though the pictures didn’t quite match. Unfortunately, I was mistaken. She’s a new girl, and I doubt she’ll be around for long. Typically, at TopPrivat, the girls might not be the most stunning, but they make up for it with reasonable prices and a decent approach. This one, however, was odd.

First off, the pictures don’t really give you a true sense of her. It’s the same girl, but my expectations were completely different. Her age is definitely underestimated; I’d guess at least 33, and that’s being optimistic. Her height and weight might be accurate, and as for her chest, I’d say…

I booked for an hour (1800 CZK), but she told me she only had 30 minutes available. I didn’t want to argue, so I agreed, considering it was just some pre-dinner fun. I paid 1400 CZK and went to shower.

When I returned to the room, she seemed noticeably uncomfortable. I get that being new can be awkward, but this was really off-putting, to the point where I almost considered canceling. She undressed quickly and moved to the bed, which was pretty much the most effort she put into the entire session.

I tried to set the mood by kissing her body, playing with her nipples, and licking her, even fingering her a bit. Despite her being wet, she didn’t make a sound. It was like being with a silicone doll. I thought maybe she was just shy or that language was a barrier, so I tried to turn things around.

I initiated the usual sequence: missionary, then her on top, ending with doggy. In every position, she showed no emotion. At one point, I was just hoping to finish quickly to avoid losing my momentum. Even when she was on top, where she needed to be more active, she was incredibly dull. She was kind of bouncing, but it was nothing like Eliska from my other review—a completely different experience.

In the end, I managed to finish in the doggy position, which usually signals the end for me. She has a nice small butt, but it felt lacking, if you know what I mean. Afterward, there was no attempt at conversation or cuddling from her. I showered off the excessive lubricant she used before we started, and left a few minutes early with a very cold goodbye from her.

Recap:
– The lady is much older than advertised and nothing memorable.
– She’s like a human silicone doll, completely passive. In hindsight, I was glad she suggested only 30 minutes, at least I saved 400 CZK for beers later.
– Would I return? Absolutely not.

I’m not sure what locals think, but I’ve noticed a decline in quality in this business. Prices are rising everywhere. Some massages cost more than private sessions, or the prices are the same, but you get to have sex. Maybe it’s because I don’t know the right spots, or they’re trying to milk money from foreigners, but the Prague scene isn’t what it used to be.

Basically, you have students asking for 2000/2500 CZK per hour to hook up in their spare time, a ton of Ukrainian and Russian ladies asking for at least double that, and not much quality. If anyone has suggestions, please share. Thanks!

She opened the door, and there stood a tall, charming woman. It’s hard to sum her up in just one word. Maybe a sentence or two… Temperamental, funny, quirky, wild, passionate… Maybe it was because I was the first in line, but I’d say it’s just who she is.

Her witty remarks will stay with me for a long time; the erotic atmosphere was often interrupted by my bursts of laughter. Those 60 minutes flew by unbelievably fast. But let’s go back to the beginning.

Despite the nearby Staropramen brewery, I was served Krusovice. That was a bit of a letdown, but probably the only negative experience during my short visit. We took a shower together. I’m a one-shot guy, so I usually decline the first round in the shower. But not here. Stella knelt down like Paula, and we got started. I finished quickly and thought to myself, “Alright, let’s see what you’ve got, girl. What are we going to do for the next 45 minutes? Play tic-tac-toe?”

On the futon, Stella began her impressive routine. On my stomach, it was almost like a Thai massage with elbows and knees, and my friend down below seemed to enjoy it too.

After turning over, she introduced a few moves I’d never seen before (and I’ve seen a lot with Bara and Nikol), but Stella must have been their teacher, or I just don’t get it. The way she maneuvered with her knees under our backs, member in the air, and launched a frontal attack was phenomenal. And for the first time since my teenage years, I finished for the second time in half an hour. Even during ejaculation, Stella doesn’t stop, which many girls don’t know to do; she finishes it properly, not leaving the best part without a massage. Thumbs up. This girl knows how to work with her hands, feet, and breasts—I had no idea what was happening to me. Great eye contact, ears polished, and the area down there was well taken care of.

I recommend Stella to all decent massage enthusiasts who have a sense of humor and appreciate natural women.

For me, it’s a 10/10. Body to Body, paid 2100 CZK + tip, 60 minutes.