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  • Alex – Rabbit Hall

    Here’s another review about one of the “rabbits,” this time focusing on Alex, and unfortunately, it’s not a positive one.

    I booked a 1-hour body-to-body (b2b) session for 2100 CZK through the website. I wanted to try someone new, and Alex seemed appealing based on her older photos. Plus, her height was a bonus since I’m 90.

    I arrived at the salon in Prague 2, and another girl greeted me at the door. I mentioned I had a reservation with Alex, and eventually, she showed up. I have to admit, I was already feeling let down.

    To be clear, Alex isn’t unattractive, but she doesn’t resemble her pictures at all. While she is tall, I doubt she has the 2.5 size as claimed on the website; at best, I’d say it’s 1.5. She also has a large backside, which isn’t flattering.

    I decided to give her a chance, and we headed to the room. After discussing the massage, she asked if I wanted a shared shower. I agreed and waited for her for a few minutes.

    She took off her salon uniform and joined me in the shower. This is when I noticed her smaller breasts and larger backside, and I think she might have a slight cross-eye.

    Anyway, after the most boring shower I’ve ever had at RH, we moved to the bed. She started applying a lot of oil and massaged me from the side. I was hoping for the usual sliding on top of me, but that never happened. She continued like this for about 20-25 minutes before asking me to turn over.

    Again, she massaged me from the side. Ten minutes before the session ended, she finally got on top of me, allowing me to touch her a bit, and finished me while sitting on me.

    We had another dull shower and left five minutes early.

    Recap:
    – Average girl, not really matching the website’s description
    – Definitely not an experienced masseuse
    – Paid for b2b but only got about 5 minutes of it during the massage
    – Would I repeat? NO.

  • Nika – Rabbit Hall

    60-minute body-to-body massage, 2100 czk price

    I won’t describe the establishment since we all know it. While I was waiting in the lobby, she had a brief argument in Ukrainian with someone in the hallway, and then she came in looking a bit gloomy. However, she behaved very professionally and tried not to let it show. A shower was offered both before and after, but I only used it afterward.

    She has a really nice figure, just my type. I’d say she’s top-notch, not artificial like some others. She’s neither too skinny nor chubby. Her breasts are quite decent; contrary to other reviews, I’d easily rate them a 3. Her face is also very pretty, though she didn’t smile much. She has a rather intense gaze, which isn’t a bad thing. Her skin is very pleasant, soft, and fragrant. For practical reasons, her hair was tied up the whole time, though it might have been even more interesting if it wasn’t.

    The massage on the stomach was average, I’d say. Nothing too exciting, but she gets the job done, plus she’s nice to look at. However, it felt a bit mechanical; I missed some finesse. But she really tries. She adds some moaning in the ear and very light kisses on the neck. Compared to average erotic massages, it’s definitely better, but at RH, I’m used to some kind of wow effect.

    Turning onto my back happened at just the right moment, followed by more body-to-body in various positions, including. Nice work with the dick, finishing in a sort of GFE position with her on top of me, my face on her neck. It doesn’t sound that great, but it was.

    Rating: excellent, satisfying, possibly worth repeating, but more likely at Pussycat. If they didn’t have such an insanely high pricing policy, there might even be kissing.

  • Monika – Rabbit Hall

    And here’s another Monika. But this year, for the third time, I got burned (and hopefully, that’s enough). That’s what happens when two chosen masseuses fall ill on the same day, and I stubbornly insist on getting a massage, even though everything suggested I should have just given up that day.

    At Rabbit Hall, I try multiple selected masseuses at the last minute, but none are available. The operator eventually sends me a short list of masseuses who are still available, so I choose Monika, even though I knew she wasn’t exactly my type (duck face), but I remembered some positive reviews and that she’s a MILF with natural breasts, a great body, and maybe some “dirty talk.” I thought I’d try something new/different.

    First off, age 30?! Why? “And who does that benefit, huh?” Certainly not the masseuse. I felt cheated right at the door, a feeling I couldn’t shake off. So, age with a margin of error ±. It’s not about the actual age for me; it’s about the actual deception. I tell myself, okay. But the greeting was like a cold, sullen fish. After being led to the room, she orders me where to undress and runs off for a drink.

    I sigh loudly, roll my eyes, and give myself a proper facepalm. For the first time, I consider leaving, but I don’t have the guts. Yes, she made that kind of impression on me right from the start. Upon her return, I opt for the cheapest massage and feel like Monika is now rolling her eyes. We just didn’t click.

    She leads me to the shower, where I wash myself; she doesn’t offer a joint one. She leaves the room again to get oil, something she could have done during my shower. Her communication is like that of a pissed-off older maintained sexy bartender with a deep neckline, trying to be nice while pouring a drink so you’ll stay and tip, but she’s dealt with too many sleazy guys.

    She chews gum during the massage. She’s a pro. On my stomach, I received probably the best quality sports massage of my whole body I’ve ever experienced in an erotic salon. Yes, it was really good, hard, and long. Then some B2B, but GFE—what’s the opposite of GFE? EX-WE? Something that cold. When I start to stroke her hand, she lifts it; when I place my hand on hers, she moves it. She positions herself and spreads her legs toward the wall where there’s no mirror, and when turning towards the mirror, she keeps her thighs tightly together so I can’t see anything. She makes it clear she won’t profit from me.

    She orders me to turn over, and I see her sexy butt, which is truly beautiful and luxurious for her age. Her breasts are nice too, larger C-cups that are already succumbing to gravity, but that’s natural. Overall, her body is flawless. Beautiful. Monika doesn’t even look at me and starts with B2B, with her butt within reach. She starts to moan a bit. She massages me with her butt, allowing me to touch her breasts a little.

    Barely 10 minutes after turning over, she moves between my knees, sits with her legs spread (but again, so I can’t see anything), and with closed eyes, she gives me a pretty decent short massage. But soon, Monika lifts up a bit, and a brutal handjob follows. My penis starts to hurt. Monika doesn’t plan on prolonging anything; I grab her breast and imagine another woman. I want to get this ordeal over with as soon as possible. After ejaculation, Monika continues at a fast pace, which ruins the climax even more. I close my eyes instead and can’t imagine a final cuddle with this ice queen. Of course, Monika doesn’t even consider it.

    After a brief caress and wipe-down, she “wakes me up,” suddenly smiling like a best friend and invites me to the shower. There, she asks me all sorts of questions with feigned interest. Her tone is now more pleasant, and she gives me a thorough wash. With a smile, she offers me another drink and bottled water. So I wait.

    In my head, I’m thinking, Monika, it’s too late for this, you can’t fix it now. She just wanted to stall me and end on a good note. I’m not stupid, not that much. I leave the place after 55 minutes, so there’s also a time rip-off as a rotten cherry on the cake that fell under the table in spilled drinks. You could argue that I behaved inappropriately or disgusted her somehow, but I really have no idea how or when.

    The only positives: a sexy tanned natural body, a full-body sports massage, plenty of fluids.

    After the masseuse xP explained the different types of massages at RH, I realized that Monika essentially fulfilled the content of this type of massage, so from this perspective, I should give it a but with the atmosphere, aloofness, GFE -1, approach, time, and age deception, I rate it I felt like I was bothering her, and that’s bad. And I’ll never choose the erotic mix again.

    Erotic mix 60 minutes 1800 CZK.

  • Jenifer – Candy Shop

    After a long break, I decided to go for a massage and chose Jenifer from Candy Shop. The arrangement with the operator was smooth, and I arrived at the establishment a little early, but Jenifer was already waiting for me. She greeted me dressed as an oriental dancer, which was quite amusing. We headed to the largest room, and I must admit, the room was stunning. Upon entering, she asked for my help in untying the ribbons on her back and offered a shared shower. Jenifer is quite tall and truly a beautiful young woman, and from the start, I was sure I made the right choice. She has a nice butt and breasts that fit perfectly in the hand. Her entire body is meticulously depilated. I get the feeling she must have shaved just 10 minutes before my visit. At the beginning, she asked how many times I wanted to finish. I opted for one, as I enjoy prolonging the experience.

    The massage began in a somewhat unconventional way, as she sat down and had me rest my head in her lap. The start was very sexy, as she massaged me from head to toe while my head was nestled between her thighs. The massage was initially very gentle, but then she started to intensify it, using her entire beautiful body. I especially enjoyed it when she massaged me with her breasts and butt. She also reached between my legs with her wandering hand. Occasionally, she would nibble on my ear or give me a kiss on the neck or cheek.

    After a while, I turned onto my back, excited to see what would happen next. She lay her head on my chest and began a light masturbation while kissing me. It felt like being with a lover. Then she engaged her entire body again, and I enjoyed the view of her figure. She used her breasts, butt, knees, and thighs, constantly brushing against him and keeping him alert. The climax, however, came at the end when she sat between my legs and started to stimulate him. I had never experienced such a play with the glans, where she used her nails. I was truly amazed. I asked her to prolong the experience, wanting to finish in the shower on my knees. This prolongation lasted about 10 minutes, and we moved to the shower. First, she masturbated me while standing, and finally, she knelt down and finished me off as if there were no tomorrow. Absolute fantasy. In the end, we washed each other and shared a drink of water in the room.

    Jenifer is a beautiful young woman. I appreciate her full-body massage and especially her technique with my cock.

    Body2body
    60 minutes
    2000
    Recommendation: Yes

  • Lea – Rabbit Hall

    On the last Friday of March, I visited Lea at Rabbit Hall on Staropramenná. She greeted me warmly and offered me a drink. Lea was communicative and friendly. As we began the massage with me lying on my stomach, we chatted a bit. I accepted the offer of a joint shower, which was mostly for cleansing and getting acquainted.

    Stomach part: Lea used her entire body to massage me. She did an excellent job of relaxing my back, especially the lower back, where she used her knees. Throughout, she positioned herself in front of the mirror. She has a really beautiful backside and breasts. In the photos, she looks larger than in reality, but I didn’t mind—I prefer petite girls.

    Back part: At first, she took it slow, with some sliding and teasing. She breathed into my ear and occasionally moaned. For a brief moment, she even used her feet, which was unusual for me but pleasant. She wasn’t resistant to being touched, and I gradually began to touch and caress her below. Later, she lay beside me with her legs towards me and started some autoerotic play, during which I helped a bit. It seemed like she enjoyed it; she was a bit wet. After she finished, she moved on to finish me. She tried for a long time, but unfortunately, she couldn’t succeed. It wasn’t her fault—it was me, knowing the session was about to end. Otherwise, her technique was good, and the erotic atmosphere was at its peak.

    The shower was quick and cleansing. We went over time by 4 minutes. I quickly got dressed, paid, and left with a farewell. Thank you, Lea, for the great experience! (if you’re reading this)

    Erotic mix + autoeroticism (60 minutes) price 2600 CZK plus tip

  • Emma – Avalon Club

    I went through a phase where I was into “bigger girls,” so the first on my list was Emma from Avalon. The arrangement was smooth, and the operator, who also seemed to be the hostess, was incredibly sexy to me. She was wearing a semi-transparent top, and you could see her small breasts standing out nicely. I was already turned on at the bar while chatting with her, waiting for Emma to get ready.

    She then led me to the room where Emma was waiting, as is customary. It was pitch black in there, and I could hardly see anything, even though I had planned on a “pussycat,” for which the lady wanted to charge me right away. Despite not being able to see her well, I nodded and paid. Emma is an ordinary girl with a somewhat round face and slightly Asian features. Her figure is curvier (womanly – wider hips and a narrower waist), but her youth makes up for it, giving her a nicely toned butt. Her breasts are on the smaller side, but I’d say they’re closer to a B cup than an A.

    She asked if I wanted to shower together, and I said, why not? So, we stripped down and headed to the shower. She started with the classic Avalon routine, moving slowly upwards from my feet, occasionally “accidentally” brushing against my cock, which slowly began to awaken from its lethargy. Then she moved to my back, oiling herself up and doing a body-to-body massage, which was pleasant and included all the essentials like interlocking fingers, moaning in my ear, a peck on the ear—you know the drill. Then she started coughing, and I offered her my water, but she said no, she’d get her own if I didn’t mind. I didn’t, being a gentleman, and took advantage of the moment. When she returned, I was already lying on my back. She just smiled and started massaging me from the front. She oiled up her breasts, which I gladly helped with, and began the body-to-body from the front. After a while, I took the initiative, flipped her onto her back, and slowly moved downward. Emma was caressing her breasts, and I think I managed to get her properly aroused because when I first licked her, I found she was very wet. I switched up my tongue techniques until Emma was holding my head and pressing me into her lap. I added a finger, then two, and Emma was writhing more and more. It was all over pretty quickly for my taste.

    She immediately wanted to focus on me, but I told her to lie down for a bit since we still had plenty of time. However, after a while, Emma got on top of me. She massaged me from the side for a bit, then transitioned into a 69, where I got a few more licks in, but she didn’t let me stray from my path to orgasm and drained me to the last drop.

    A quick clean-up, a joint cleansing shower, and we were done. I was satisfied overall. Good for guys who like shier girls.

    Pussycat – 2400 CZK

  • Kamila (Asian) – Candy Shop

    New Kamila at Candy Shop. Perhaps not the best choice of name, as there was another Kamila massaging at Candy not too long ago. She was also from somewhere in Asia, with a similar body type and photos. However, this Kamila is completely new to the salon, and I think she’ll fit right into the Candy team without any issues.

    Kamila is a sweet creature who greets me with a smile and immediately takes me by the hand to the massage room. At the start, she admits that she enjoys giving sports massages and asks if I mind beginning with a classic hand massage on my back. I agree but hint that it doesn’t need to be too long. My concerns were unnecessary.

    Kamila doesn’t leave the room; she slips off her little black dress, and we head to the shared shower. However, by Candy standards, it’s a bit underwhelming. Kamila’s main focus is on washing me. At the end, I approach her for a bit of cuddling, but it feels somewhat forced. There’s a certain uncertainty there. With time, it will improve. At least we got to know each other a bit. For those interested, she’s half (non-Soviet) Asian. I won’t reveal more.

    Regarding her physical appearance, the photos are quite accurate. Her stated height and age match, though her weight might be a bit higher. Kamila has a pretty face with Asian features, firm larger breasts (I’d say around a size 4), and overall slightly fuller curves. This is evident in the photos, so those who prefer slender ladies might not find her to their taste.

    As I’ve mentioned in my reviews before, I don’t mind a few extra pounds if they’re well-distributed. They just make for soft women. Kamila is likable. Every time we move somewhere, she leads me by the hand, which is sweet.

    Once I lie down, Kamila sits on me and begins her (apparently) favorite sports body massage. I can tell she knows what she’s doing. She has strength and knows where to apply pressure. The hand massage lasts a few minutes, but she doesn’t drag it out unnecessarily. It suits me. Next is the B2B, which Kamila starts in a rather original and atypical way. It’s not the usual sliding.

    Kamila is above me on all fours. She begins to gently rub her breasts against my back while her warm breath moves from the bottom to the top along the length of my back, her lips softly touching my skin. It’s very soothing, pleasant, and at the same time erotic. She does it very patiently, slowly, and multiple times, always along a different line. I’ll repeat myself, but once again, I experienced something new, and I enjoy that. It’s why I’ve been switching masseuses more often lately.

    After this interesting “intermezzo” between the hand and body-to-body massage, Kamila continues with the classic sliding from the side, front, etc. I just miss a bit more GFE, some cuddling, a kiss, or an “earjob.” She also somewhat forgets about the friend, though I can’t really remember. Kamila has nice legs and a bigger behind, so I can’t resist and reach out to stroke her. Kamila doesn’t really react much. About halfway through, she whispers in my ear to turn over.

    After turning over, the first thing I notice is some tattoo on her legs, but it’s fine. I also notice her nicely shaped full breasts swaying above me. Very nice! Kamila maintains eye contact, oils her body, and starts again with her original slow caressing of my torso with her lips. I close my eyes and enjoy the warmth of her body. It’s very gentle.

    When she gets face-to-face, I give her a kiss, but there’s not much of a response. I can’t remember everything, just that it was quite nice. Maybe I missed more GFE again, but Kamila managed to create a sufficiently erotic atmosphere without it. I think she needs to gain more trust in clients for more significant cuddling.

    Don’t expect anything wild from Kamila, but you certainly don’t have to worry about it being boring. Kamila has it in her, even though she initially seems quite proper. After a while, she transitions to the cowgirl position, looks into my eyes, and starts massaging her breasts with one hand, so I naturally help her with that. At this stage, I almost couldn’t hold it, but Kamila knew exactly how to keep it going a bit longer.

    She moves into a 69 position, not lying on me but rather on all fours, giving me luxurious access to her treasure. I stroke and massage her fantastic behind. Kamila moves a bit further down to my legs, turning her back to me, and even gives me a footjob while watching me over her shoulder.

    Then comes the classic 69, Kamila beautifully positions herself as if for a pussycat, but I didn’t have one this time, so I just kissed her behind. Kamila brings me to climax with excellent handwork and then gently massages it afterward. She’s excellent at this. There’s no time for post-massage cuddling, unfortunately. Kamila takes my hand and leads me to the shower. This one is just for cleansing.

    Overall, it was a very pleasant experience for me, even though I missed a bit more GFE, cuddling, and a more passionate initial shared shower, but that’s more my habit at Candy. When you’ve experienced a shared shower with someone like Tina, the others can seem a bit lacking. But I think Kamila will get the hang of it over time and has potential. The time was respected.

    Rating: As always, Candy did not disappoint, and I might start exploring other new confectioners.
    Tantric mix massage 60 minutes for 2k.