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Author: Sychip

  • Daniela – Rabbit Hall

    A petite, slender blonde with a really pretty face, although her eyes are heavily made-up. Her natural breasts are a B cup, and I’m not sure why they call it a “rabbit 2.5” – they definitely weren’t bigger than those of another masseuse who calls them that. I’ve seen nicer shapes before, although they aren’t exactly saggy (the attached photo from Avalon is accurate). The rest of her figure is nice – her butt, tummy, and so on. However, her skin feels soft and somewhat saggy to the touch… I don’t know how else to describe it… even though she’s a skinny girl. I’d estimate her age to be around 25. She’s quite pleasant to chat with – she’s Ukrainian and has been here for about a year and a half. We agreed on a mix massage, and there’s a shower right in the room, so of course, we take one together. She cuddles a bit during it and plays with me, but I’ve met more affectionate masseuses.

    Then, on the mattress, I lie on my stomach, and she focuses a lot on massaging my legs, including my feet, but I can’t reach her at all during this. This is followed by a pretty good back massage, although it’s more sporty than erotic. She then does some B2B, sliding over me with her breasts or her hips. She pays a lot of attention to massaging the anal area, which is quite nice, although I’ve experienced better. But throughout the session, I hardly get to touch her, not that I didn’t want to.

    About halfway through, I turn over, and she gives a tiny bit (really just a little) of B2B before quickly moving on to a handjob, sitting between my legs the whole time, too far for me to reach her. When I finally manage to get into an (uncomfortable) position where I can touch her a bit… she lets me touch her breasts, but when I try to touch her down there, she says no… so, no, but it’s disappointing. In the end, we finish successfully, but…

    We conclude with a shared shower. She’s nice to chat with, but the massage was the worst I’ve experienced at the “rabbit,” and I definitely don’t plan on repeating it.

    Massage: “Erotic Mix,” 60 min, price 1.8k (+ tip)

  • Lea – Rabbit Hall

    In this next review, I have to start by admitting that, unfortunately, I’m becoming increasingly aware of how hard it is to resist temptation. What I mean is that when the thought of getting another massage crosses my mind, I don’t think twice and just go for it. I’m worried this isn’t a great path to be on. I initially just wanted to try massages, not make them a regular thing. Sadly, it seems to be getting a bit out of hand because I can’t resist for long. But oh well. I’m definitely in the younger crowd and single, so as they say, we should enjoy it while we can.

    Now, onto the massage. I chose Lea from Rabbit. Based on the photos, she looked like a solid choice and she offers my favorite, the pussycat. Of course, I read the reviews, which mentioned that she’s a bit cold, doesn’t make much eye contact, and is generally distant. I took note of this and was prepared. That’s why I went for it. I thought, “Sure, she’s probably a bit shy, but according to others, her techniques are still great.” Well… I don’t want to get ahead of myself, but I can already say that wasn’t entirely true.

    I don’t need to describe the arrival at the salon; we were on Staropramenná, and for the first time, I got a room without a shower, so we had to use the communal one. I arrived on time and was greeted by a young lady who didn’t quite look as I imagined, but she was still quite pretty. Her body was perfect, and her nice, round breasts peeked out from under her robe. When we greeted each other, she shook my hand but didn’t really look at me. Okay, I was ready for that. She’s just shy. We used the communal shower, so we headed there. That’s where the first sign appeared that something was off. She kept sniffing as if she had a cold or maybe allergies? I don’t know. Nonetheless, the shower was great. I was pleasantly surprised because she was cuddly, playful, and it all seemed promising. I got to feel her breasts and butt, and as I gradually tried to go lower, I didn’t get any objections, but it didn’t seem like she was particularly into it. I rate the shower relatively positively because it was pleasantly erotic and not just cleansing. As for communication, we were both mostly silent. Whether she looked at me during that time, I have no idea; I’d say probably not. But again, I was ready for that.

    We moved to the room and onto the futon, and the massage began. She started with a foot massage, then gradually moved up to the back. The massage was monotonous, with no big moves. Here’s where the second odd sign came in: she added to her sniffing by covering her breasts with her hand, so you couldn’t see anything. When she did the B2B massage, she positioned her body away from the mirror, so I couldn’t really see her front or backside. No cheeky poses into the mirror, nothing. The massage went on like this for quite a while, and I kept hoping that after the turn, the ride that some reviews mentioned would begin… The turn came, and Lea immediately launched into a frontal attack. Then she stopped for a moment and moved so that she was riding on me, with her breasts near my face. I had the pussycat, so I hoped she’d let me suck on those breasts. That was the theory. The reality was that she had both breasts covered with her hand again and moved cleverly just far enough that I couldn’t reach her with my head. Not even with my hands, since the breasts were blocked by her hand. Meanwhile, she was sniffing in my ear as if she had a runny nose. Then another frontal attack, during which I surrendered because the tempo was wild. And Lea is indeed pretty. Wiping off, and Lea immediately continued at the same pace. When she saw that my friend wasn’t going to cooperate right away, she tried various positions on my stomach and who knows what else. The highlight of the massage was when she sat on my chest with her crotch facing me and tried to jerk me off from behind. The funny thing is, before she sat down, she put a towel on me, maybe to avoid contact or something. Just bizarre. Then, with the towel still there, she turned into a 69 position, where she did stick her backside out, but wouldn’t let me lick. In this position, another frontal attack happened, where my friend did perk up a bit, but given the whole experience and almost zero erotic charge, he just wasn’t in the mood for round two. Lea was jerking so wildly that it even started to hurt a bit towards the end. Or not hurt, but it definitely wasn’t pleasant. And unfortunately, she wasn’t even close to finishing me off a second time. Then we went back to the communal shower, which was purely for washing off, and where Lea mumbled something about how she enjoys it but is also shy or something like that. I couldn’t hear her well over the running water, and I wasn’t really in the mood to listen. Wiping off, I paid and got change back because it definitely wasn’t tip-worthy. I quickly left to process the experience.

    In summary, it was a real letdown. Compared to other massages I’ve had, this one didn’t even come close. Absolutely no erotic charge, and the service I paid for wasn’t delivered. On top of that, it seemed like the masseuse was sick. Luckily, I didn’t catch anything in the following days. I don’t know, maybe we just didn’t click, which can happen. But it’s just a bummer. Lea is indeed beautiful, with an almost perfect body, but that’s simply not enough. So, no recommendation and definitely no repeat.

    Pussycat
    90 minutes
    3400 crowns

  • Lea – Rabbit Hall

    Our entire massage and meeting began with a shared shower, where we washed each other beautifully, especially me washing her. After a somewhat cold welcome, this felt much friendlier. The girl had already warmed me up a bit, I dried myself off, and was ready to relax.

    Lea started off very well, immediately going body to body without the usual footwork… she cuddled up to me a lot, with kisses here and there. I definitely wasn’t bored with her. Her breasts are natural (though the photos suggest a doctor’s work), but yes, they’re real, I could tell by touch. 😉

    And then it happened! She suddenly cuddled up to my side, and we were very close. I instinctively turned to tease Lea. She seemed to genuinely enjoy it, as I sensed she was getting quite wet down there. We played together, teasing each other in various ways, until this beauty took the initiative again, massaging, caressing, and tickling me nicely. Not long after, she treated me to a 69, and I felt like I had already finished once. It was natural and sudden. But I didn’t say anything. At least she kept trying. She continued quite nicely. I let myself be pampered and enjoyed the moment. But it wasn’t over yet. Before the stronger second HE, she teased me in such an interesting way that if I had closed my eyes, I wouldn’t have believed she was doing it all with just her hand. A very, very successful hand imitation of oral.

    Then just a final calm shower, I finished my coffee, and it was back to the world.

    Body to body
    90 minutes
    2800,-

  • Simona – Rabbit Hall

    Hello colleagues,

    Here’s my latest review of a newly discovered lady from RH. This time, I focused on another Czech girl, Simona. I had an additional motivation to meet her because she primarily works at their third branch in Vrsovice.

    The Girl + Massage:
    I rang the small black doorbell with blue backlighting, and a petite girl opened the door. Well, is this Simona? Ahaaa. A bit of a wow effect, unfortunately in a negative way… We got to the room, and she brought me juice and coffee shortly after. Everything was great except for the shower. I don’t know what it was. Simča is chatty and curious, but oh, that shower. I’m not new to massages. If I were, I might not have such high expectations. I might have little or no expectations. The girl is nice, but in terms of her body, she’s such a thin and fragile girl…

    Anyway, I’m lying on my back, and we have plenty of time together, but surprisingly, you guys were right. Her handiwork seems uninterested. She’s been here for half a year (at Rabbit), but that doesn’t change the fact that the position on my back and just getting me off with her hand… no creativity. No cuddling, no cowgirl imitation, no 69 (that came at the end of the session).

    It feels awkward to direct the girl right at the first meeting. She’s supposed to entice me for more and more meetings. And this, gentlemen, massage colleagues, was peculiar.

    So, the first time, I finished quite quickly, then I turned onto my stomach, and we started the massage, as it often begins. She slides over me with her butt, strokes me nicely, but I wait to see what comes next… unfortunately, nothing. The girl is sweet, smiling, loves to chat, but she doesn’t pay any attention to my buddy even when I’m on my stomach. I have comparisons from Candy and other places, and this is just strange. Not much, but the company is still pleasant. But if I had some experiences from both positions, that would be great. I’d have something to draw from, something to look forward to, but this is just poor. If the girl had impressed me with something truly interesting, something unique that I couldn’t find elsewhere, something I could teach a new girl at Princesses or Candyshop, why not. I love being led, I love discovering originality, but Simona is just so bland. It’s nice to know there are other and better girls, but maybe I was lured by the idea that a Czech girl + Rabbit Hall would be a great combo, but here, I seem to have made a misstep after all these years.

    I even offered to give the girl a massage. But that wasn’t much fun either. The girl kept telling me she’d cut my nails because I was scratching too much (when I massaged Sofie, she didn’t say anything and actually enjoyed it). I can recommend Sofie to you, gentlemen. She might have slightly fuller lips, but that’s not a bad thing. Moreover, Sofie from RH is a great masseuse! She knows how to cuddle and come up with effective positions. Here, when I massaged Simona, she at least twice pointed out that I was scratching with my nails… so I had to just gently stroke her and couldn’t apply any pressure. Everything hurt her, scratched her. Either the girl was on her period, or I don’t know… but I didn’t see any blood or tampon. But just really… The girl didn’t show me anything special.

    After I (didn’t) massage Simona, quite a few hours had passed, and we moved on to the second round. I turned onto my back, and only now, towards the end, did the girl ask if I wanted a position. Well, it sounded like we were learning the massage together, and the girl was my partner. It felt amateurish and without further ideas… and I’ve experienced various positions and techniques (Candy, Tantra…) here, unfortunately, not much. More like nothing than much. The second finish was… not as intense as at the beginning. Maybe the guy was already thinking about something else and wasn’t really into it. Well, of course, when the girl is great for a chat, like 1000 percent super, but the massage lacks creativity and originality. It’s like a friend giving you a handjob at a party.

    P.S. I’m giving the rating with a pinch of salt, at least for the effort to create a pleasant atmosphere and good mood.

    Body to body
    120 minutes
    3800,-

  • Emily – Rabbit Hall

    Visit from a few days ago.

    I booked a 1-hour body-to-body massage in Vinohrady and this time I chose Emily. Spoiler alert: if you’re into the babysitter vibe, she’s the perfect girl for you.

    When she opened the door, I was pleasantly surprised. Emily is incredibly nice, with a sweet face and a big smile. We headed to the smallest room and agreed on the massage. She went to get the oils but asked me to wait for her in the shower, so we went together. She was quite proactive, touching all the right spots from the start.

    As for her appearance, she has small breasts but with an amazing shape and a nicely rounded butt—nothing to complain about (though a size 2 might be nicer, it was perfectly fine).

    We moved to the bed, and she immediately started what I can describe as the best GFE (Girlfriend Experience) massage I’ve had at RH. She was caressing, whispering, kissing my back and neck, and even licking my ears. It was all very nice—so nice that I had to adjust myself because I was already extremely aroused and might have made a dent in the bed.

    She noticed and grabbed me from behind while exploring the area around my balls and elsewhere. As she slid over me, I noticed she was quite wet, so I tried to play with her from behind. She turned into a little hurricane, asking me to turn around and began to simulate the act as if she were an old master. You can imagine what happened next—I was done before even halfway through the massage.

    We cuddled a bit to get back in the mood, and when it happened, she asked if I wanted a second round. How could I say no, right? This time, she moved into a 69 position so I could grab that round ass, and I exploded again.

    We showered together once more, this time purely for cleaning, but it was still nice. I tipped her 100 and left the salon with a very pleasant memory. I will definitely be back to visit her.

  • Tina – Candy Shop

    Tina is probably the highest-rated masseuse here, and this review will be no exception.

    When booking, you should be prepared for the possibility that you might not get an appointment on your chosen day. Candy’s website shows the schedule four days in advance, and when I saw on Tuesday morning that Tina was available on Friday, I immediately reached out to book a 90-minute session. However, only one time slot was available, and it was for just 45 minutes. In the end, the operator was able to book me for Saturday, but even then, there was only one time slot open.

    The rest of the logistics were smooth, typical Candy style.

    Appearance: Tina is simply stunning. She has a really pretty face (I didn’t even notice any Eastern features), nothing enhanced, a slim body, and truly beautiful, large breasts. Some people occasionally mention gravity, but that’s best ignored. They’re natural, so of course, they won’t stand up like plastic. They’re genuinely amazing.

    Overall, she’s just a pretty, ordinary girl. You might not turn your head if you saw her on the street, but if she were sitting across from you on a train or in a bar, you wouldn’t be able to take your eyes off her.

    Communication was in English, which she speaks very well, and we chatted without any issues. Honestly, I prefer English over Czech, so for me, that was an added bonus.

    Experience: For those who don’t want to read further, I’ll make it easy: Absolutely fantastic. I’d been to three massages before (all at Candy), and while the girls didn’t do anything wrong, what Tina does is several levels above. She has a great approach, and it’s hard to imagine leaving disappointed. The purchased kissing was constant and intense, none of that occasional pecking nonsense.

    I’m just worried that Tina has set the bar too high for other masseuses because I’m not sure who could match this.

    For those who want to read more, I’ll try to detail the massage experience.

    In the room, we discussed the session, and she willingly offered extras. I immediately opted for kissing, and I might add the pussycat option during the session.

    She starts undressing me and immediately begins kissing (with tongue), strips me down to my underwear, and pushes me onto the bed, jumping on top of me for some dry humping through the clothes. Then she removes my underwear, moistens her hand, and starts a handjob with continuous kissing (which happens throughout the rest of the massage whenever the position physically allows).

    After a while, she stops and kneels on the bed on all fours, presenting her beautiful backside for me to remove her panties. It’s a small gesture, but it adds value. We cuddle a bit more and then head to the shower. This foreplay lasted about 10 minutes. In previous massages, nothing happened before the shower.

    In the shower, it was anything but washing. She asks me to soap her back, but it’s just a ruse to stick her butt out at me, press me against the wall, place it between her legs, and start simulating sex. It’s amazing, and soon enough, it’s all over, but Tina doesn’t stop. She turns around, presses me against the wall, and starts the same thing from the front… and after a few minutes, it’s all over again? Honestly, I still don’t know if I actually came twice in a few minutes or if the first one was some masterful edging, but I’m not complaining.

    We move to the bed, and she leaves it up to me whether to lie on my stomach or back with a smile. I choose to lie on my stomach to catch my breath. What follows is the usual routine, showing off in the mirrors, and after a maximum of 10 minutes, she instructs me to turn over. It’s great that even with a 90-minute massage, she doesn’t waste time on back massages. (In previous massages, I always spent more time on my stomach, even during 60-minute sessions.)

    After turning over, we go through various positions, with a notable mention of a fantastic titfuck or when she knelt between my legs and two or three times during the handjob let saliva drip directly onto the tip, seemingly without even looking. After a while, she moves to 69 and slowly brings her pelvis closer to my face. It’s a beautiful sight, and I’m about to ask for the pussycat option. But at that moment, she must have changed her grip or did something else because suddenly, I was just below the peak, held there for about 30 seconds, and then the next round was done.

    She’s in no rush, continues playing with it, then massages my balls as if trying to squeeze out more, turns around, we kiss, and only then does she go for the tissues.

    We lie down, and there’s a really great chat, she strokes me, we tease each other with tickling, and we keep laughing, probably loud enough for the reception to hear. I knew there was still relatively plenty of time left, but this was pleasant, and having had two or three rounds, I didn’t even think about pushing for another. It added to the GFE, as if she wasn’t there just for the money.

    With 15 minutes left, we head to the shower, and Tina starts the fun again, attempting another round. I was close, but it didn’t happen. I thought about finishing myself at my own pace, and she positioned herself so I could finish on her breasts, which I probably could have done, but for some reason, I didn’t say it. That’s probably the only thing I slightly regret because they were just asking for it.

    I walked out the door after about 90-95 minutes with a big smile. I’m a bit shy about repeating, but here, I can definitely see it happening.

    Type of massage: B2B + kissing, 90 minutes, 2800 + 500 CZK

  • Eva – Rabbit Hall

    Arrangements were made a day in advance via SMS, which went smoothly. I arrived 5 minutes early, requested some water, and was seated behind a black curtain. Eva arrived right on time. We headed to the room where we started with a shared shower. The beginning felt a bit lackluster as we tried to find some chemistry. In the shower, I caressed her beautiful breasts, but when I attempted to touch her intimate area, she subtly indicated that it was off-limits. I’ll admit, it threw me off a bit. Nonetheless, the caressing continued, and my excitement was evident.

    I lay on my back since Lingam massages don’t involve lying on the stomach. She focused entirely on the Lingam with various techniques. She massaged with her breasts, then her hands, while her other hand gently caressed the perineum and testicles. It was an incredible feeling. I glanced at the clock, realizing 10 minutes had passed, and told her to take it easy, as I might not last. She humorously responded, “Isn’t that why you’re here? There’ll be two rounds, but I could delay it for a bit.” The delay lasted about 15 minutes, involving gentle touches on the glans, perineum, pauses, and different grips that induced unbelievably pleasant sensations. She slowly drove me to a state of “madness.” In the end, I surrendered. It was an orgasm like no other. Eva jokingly remarked, “You could have held on for another half hour…”

    This was followed by tidying up and a pleasant chat. She confided in me with information she hadn’t shared with anyone else, so I won’t write about it here. I respect intimate disclosures.

    After a 5-minute break, she said, “Let’s create another amazing orgasm.” I can’t quite describe it, but for 20 minutes, she kept me in a state of endless orgasmic sensation, that point just before surrender. Eventually, the second round concluded with an impressive climax, reaching up to my shoulder. Another witty comment to end with—”Now you’re completely empty.”

    A quick, cleansing shower followed, a kiss before leaving, and I was released into the hustle and bustle of the city with a blissful smile. The time was kept to the minute.

    Lingam Massage
    60 minutes
    2000 CZK (special offer)

  • Emily – Rabbit Hall

    After a break I took around the turn of the year, I’m back with some reviews from recent months. Let’s start at the Rabbit Hall.

    One day, Emily welcomed me at Vinohradská, and from that moment on, she barely stopped talking. She was in a chatty mood, which I generally don’t care for, but she’s so cute that after the initial shower—where she managed to get me nicely excited while chatting—I was hooked, and we spent the massage on my stomach just chatting away. I wouldn’t have guessed her other job; it would make a great plot for an adult film.  Besides her work between my legs, where she teases me, Emily also knows how to work with my ears (good thing I wash them before a massage), which really gets me.

    So, I turn over with quite the erection, and Emily is very cuddly, with excellent handwork. I was initially worried about her long nails. She has no problem with mutual touching and seemed to enjoy it. Whether on her breasts, which are small but nicely firm, or between her legs. What I must highlight is her truly amazing butt, and her skin is very soft and pleasant to touch. After turning into a 69 position and seeing her pussy, I came quite quickly, sooner than I wanted, which she commented on by saying that we finished faster than with some of the grandpas she occasionally has… hopefully, that was a compliment.

    Well, there were about 10 minutes left, so we chatted. When she flashes her teeth and shows her braces, she can be really funny. I don’t rule out a repeat visit, although I have other favorites at RH, and she talked a bit too much for my taste.

    Paid 2,100 CZK for an hour of body-to-body

    Face: 8
    Body: 8
    Massage: 7
    Attitude: 8
    Overall: 8

  • Kristina – Candy Shop

    During my recent trip to Prague, I indulged in seven massages over four days. Such is the dedication required from us out-of-towners. Kristina at Candy Shop was on my radar before I even arrived. Her slender, petite figure caught my eye in her profile pictures, but her height was also appealing. Being 190 cm tall, I find short girls adorable, but sometimes it’s nice to shower with someone whose eyes you can gaze into.

    Booking appointments at Candy Shop has always been straightforward for me. My schedule is usually flexible when I’m in Prague, as I set my own work hours, and we quickly settled on a time.

    I hadn’t met Kristina before, so I was relying solely on her profile pictures. In person, she didn’t disappoint. However, she might be too slender for some. She looks her age, with long black (dyed) hair, at least five facial and ear piercings, and, as I noticed once we entered the main room off the bar, several random tattoos.

    I immediately liked her appearance. She was shy and awkward but clearly trying to push past her quiet nature. Her clothes vanished (I genuinely can’t remember what she was wearing), revealing a long, lean, willowy figure like an elegant tree branch. Her chest was barely an A cup, but I have a particular fondness for small breasts. I love, love, love to suck on them. I harbor a bizarre fantasy that one day I’ll actually get milk from some unsuspecting beauty’s chest. Do guys ever truly grow up?

    We agreed on an hour-long B2B massage and headed to the shower. My hands were on that glorious behind within seconds. How do skinny girls often have such amazing bubble butts? The shower was routine. Unfortunately, Kristina doesn’t offer kissing, which is one of my favorite things about Candy Shop—the chance to kiss these beauties. To me, that’s as enjoyable as any hand job.

    Anyway, we moved to the futon, I lay on my stomach, and… things became very amateurish, very quickly.

    Her “massage” began, as usual, with me on my stomach. What followed was a series of pokes and prods that felt more like an alien autopsy than an erotic encounter. Her fingers danced over my back and shoulders as if possessed. Her entire body jolted and moved around the futon like she was tenderizing a steak, her slender fingers darting into my muscles like sharpened pencils. I can honestly say I’ve never had a worse massage.

    Fifteen minutes of discomfort and numerous internal questions later, I finally had to stop and ask what exactly she was doing. Now, obviously, no one reading this knows me, but I’m not exactly confrontational, especially when I’m bare-assed on a basement futon in Prague.

    I considered leaving the massage then and there, but I didn’t want to cause a scene or hurt her feelings, nor did I want her to get reprimanded by her boss. Yes, these were the worst massage skills I’ve ever encountered, and yes, she was clearly fueled by nervous energy, but she was also clearly a sweet person. I didn’t want to leave upset, and she didn’t want me to leave 15 minutes into my appointment.

    What started so promisingly had gone south so quickly. You might wonder if it was my energy or her response to me. Perhaps, but I’m far from a novice on the massage table (or futon) and felt perfectly relaxed… until her rapid-fire fingers started probing me, that is.

    She mentioned that Tina had trained her, and I decided to lay back down. If nothing else, she was lovely to look at as I lay on my back. I decided to stay—maybe get those delightful teacup breasts in my mouth before I left.

    I lay back, and she started working my tool with her now lovely long fingers. Finally—a proper use for those long fingers!

    I’m a bit of an exhibitionist, so I often prefer to bring myself to climax while the girl watches, and this appointment was no different. Kristina lay beside me, my right hand on that lovely behind while I brought myself to completion. Her right hand stroked my thigh and “family jewels.”

    To be clear, her stroking skills are far better than her massage/B2B skills. She’s slow and steady there, not frantic.

    We showered and shared a few laughs before I left. It was awkward for a few minutes, but I left the appointment, all things considered, feeling good.

    Would I return to her, though? No. Candy Shop has plenty of talent. Once was enough.

    One hour B2B, 2000