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  • Kris – Rabbit Hall

    The establishment needs no introduction. Classic one-hour session, B2B, and 2100 CZK.

    I couldn’t decide, but in the end, the mostly Russian roulette of the top list (three girls) is usually resolved by making a reservation. This is often crucial since it’s usually busy, and I don’t go for massages at 10 in the morning or 10 at night.

    I’m already used to the fact that the photos are exaggerated in RH. (What bothers me more are outright fake photos when an unreviewed salon has 10 girls on the website, each photographed in lavish interiors). I can’t judge if Kris would catch my eye on the tram; it would probably depend on what she was wearing, but likely yes. The welcome was nice; she’s communicative (quite good English), a taller girl with a good figure. The shared shower was definitely one of the more erotic ones I’ve experienced at RH. The problem was on my side; I had cold hands that day, and while the shower might have improved/covered that up, I felt cold on the futon… no problem, it’s OK, but of course, it wasn’t completely OK. (My blood was probably rushing in a different direction). The phase on my stomach passed pleasantly, with some chatting, a variety of sliding and massaging. It was more gentle but hit the right spots. She posed well in the mirror, and most of the time, she seemed to be in a good mood.

    A quick turn, and the phase on my back was better, which probably doesn’t surprise you. Conversation gave way to an effort to showcase a variety of skills; she’s a bit of a cheeky one, trying to see what works best. I had to hold back;  was mostly passive, initially due to my cold hands, but it was still exciting. Finished, cuddled, shared shower, and I was satisfied.

    I won’t repeat, as I prefer variety, but I can recommend her.

  • Emily – Rabbit Hall

    This was my very first massage. Based on positive reviews and the wide selection of masseuses at Rabbit Hall, I decided to book an appointment with Emily.

    Upon arriving at the salon, I was greeted by a smiling young woman (Emily) who led me to the room. Emily is very communicative and pleasant, and we started chatting right away. She recommended a Body to Body massage and offered a shared shower, which I gladly accepted.

    When Emily took off her robe, I had the first opportunity to see her beautiful body. Emily has perfect curves, smaller breasts, and a perfect butt, which is exactly what I prefer.

    After the shower, we moved to the bed where the massage began. Emily first massaged my calves and thighs with warm oil, which was very pleasant. Then she started with the Body to Body massage. She kissed my ears and moaned beautifully while I watched her divine body in the mirror.

    After about 10 minutes of massage on my stomach, it was time to turn over. Emily focused on my penis, playing with it and caressing it, alternating with body-to-body massage. Then she sat on my thighs and gently stroked the tip with her fingers while bouncing lightly. It was a perfect imitation of sex, and looking in the mirror, it appeared so. In the end, Emily sat on my chest, and I couldn’t last long in this position. Her skilled hands caused one of the best orgasms I’ve ever experienced.

    After the massage, we had another shared shower where we chatted again and washed each other. I definitely recommend Emily—she’s a beautiful, smiling young lady with whom you can have a great conversation. This visit exceeded my expectations, and I definitely want to return to Emily sometime.

    Type of massage: Body to Body
    Duration: 1 hour
    Price: 2100

  • Azalea – Fantazie massage

    After reading the review of Azalea, I decided it was time for my first experience with an Asian woman. Parking on Saturday was easy, and I rang the bell a couple of minutes early, listening carefully so I wouldn’t miss the buzzer and have to ring again. Maybe I missed it, or maybe it didn’t buzz at all, but after the second ring, I heard it and made my way down the hallway, straight ahead, and down the stairs where Azalea greeted me in a black dress. At first glance, she had a great figure and a truly exotic beauty with a kind smile. Just a handshake, and we headed to the room.

    In the room, I chose water and a mix massage from the menu. She offered kissing as an extra, but at 700, I passed, though it was a tough decision. I asked about a shared shower, after which she briefly left and soon returned in a towel, and we headed to the shower together. It was very pleasant, cuddly, and tactile. When she turned her back to me and teased me with her backside, I slowly embraced her, soaping her small, pretty breasts, caressing her neck, and sliding my hand down her stomach. Just as I was near her intimate area, she gave a slight tug on my hand, signaling that it wasn’t happening today. That took the wind out of my sails a bit and diminished the excitement for the rest of the massage because, for a proper experience, I need that, so I had to temper my expectations a bit.

    After the shower (for those interested—the towel had definitely seen better days), it was time for the back massage. A thorough leg massage, genuinely pleasant and relaxing, but unfortunately unnecessarily long, as that’s not what we’re paying for. She then used her elbows on my back, but the view was unfortunately very limited. When she finally positioned herself in front of the mirror, a candle was in the way, so I couldn’t see her treasure. If she hadn’t gotten up and gone to wash, I wouldn’t have seen it for the rest of the massage. She also moaned into my ears and caressed them, which was nice.

    After turning over, there were B2B elements, moaning, caressing, intertwining fingers, gazing into each other’s eyes… everything was fine, but I couldn’t shake the feeling that today just wasn’t quite right. For breast lovers, I must highlight that I could play with them plenty, even having them repeatedly in my mouth. However, the “chairman” down below wasn’t fully at attention since I couldn’t even gently touch her treasure, and he didn’t receive much attention either, which Azalea made up for at the end when she lay beside me and clearly finished things off—with her breasts on my face, which made her job easier. She wiped me down, cuddled a bit, and we headed to the shower. She washed my back, but there was no more wildness. I got dressed, she walked me to the door, a kiss on both cheeks, and I was out.

    Maybe we didn’t click, maybe I chose the wrong massage, or maybe I should have taken more control, but I certainly behaved like a gentleman, as always. Anyway, she’s a beautiful girl, and if someone clicks with her better, I believe she can offer a more intense experience. I don’t want to be unnecessarily critical because it was definitely not a disaster, and I enjoyed it, but out of my four massages so far, where there was never a restriction down below, this one slightly fell short of expectations. However, I’ll give a smiling emoji because it was simply a nice hour with a beautiful young girl.

    Would I recommend: Yes
    Would I repeat: Probably not
    Erotic Mix Massage
    60 minutes
    2000,-

  • Nika – Rabbit Hall

    Only two reviews before ordering, then a third. Based on the photos and descriptions from colleagues before me, she was exactly my type. Nika from Rabbit Hall. This was my first trip outside of Candyland, so I was a bit anxious about the logistics. I set off early, as I suspected parking would be tricky. I managed to find a spot and arrived at Rabbit Hall fifteen minutes early. The street door was open, so I scoped out the area and waited at the top of the stairs. A small, unattractive Vietnamese guy came in behind me and asked, “Girls?” I pointed him downstairs and felt sorry for the masseuse who would have to deal with him. I sat on the stairs, looking at my phone. The guy came back up, making circular motions with his hands (as if massaging) and said, “Just massages… crap!” He must have mistaken the place for somewhere he could get more than a “tweezer” treatment. Two more clients came out from downstairs. Oh well, it’s 26 past, I’m halfway there. I was about to ring the bell when the door opened on its own, revealing a rather attractive hostess. Slippers on, and off to the room. I was relieved to find a large shower there, so I wouldn’t have to run down the hallway with an erection wrapped in a towel. The digital clock opposite the bed read 28. It was a bit dim, so I turned on all the lights. I stripped down to my t-shirt and waited on the bed. She arrived exactly at 30. As usual, she looked completely different from what I had imagined. But really pretty. I helped her with the sheet. She stood in front of me, turned her back, and suddenly slipped her panties off from under her robe. Interesting approach. Then the robe, and finally a black corset. Ah, no mutual undressing like in Candyland, so I took off my clothes too. Without asking, she gestured for me to go to the shower, and before I could stammer anything, she was already adjusting the water. She was exactly as my colleague had described. The wow effect just from looking at her breasts. What a change from my last experience. Pretty, but somewhat serious. I hope no one upset her again?! Without a word, she pressed me against the wall and started showering me, immediately pressing those gorgeous, probably C-cup, breasts against me and reaching down with her hand. We washed each other, explored a bit… I wanted to try my favorite from-behind-between-the-cheeks move, but no… It wasn’t bad, but a Candyland shower is a Candyland shower. Everything else is hard to compare. Then onto the bed, she ordered me on my stomach, which I didn’t really want to do and planned to skip entirely, but she commanded it so uncompromisingly with the appropriate gesture that I complied. Then exactly as described before—mechanical, following the “lubrication plan.” Legs, calves, Achilles tendons. Like a well-tuned machine. Without words, eyes closed. The views were fantastic, and the breast massage was equally so. But down there, nothing. What was killer was her breathing in my ear. At one point, she put her cheek to mine and… I don’t know how to describe it… she breathed, purred… something like a lioness growling before she bites your dick off. I got goosebumps. You can’t explain it; you have to experience it…

    At 50, she commanded a turn. Without words, still so serious. After that, of course, nothing down there. She looked at the “limp one” and then at me. A nearly murderous look, as if to say, “WTF, and what is this supposed to be?” I just shrugged—what did you expect after such a serious introduction? She brutally poured oil on it, ran her hand over it, and mounted the horse. Then thigh between the legs and a proper slide. Finally, I had those beautiful “melons” right in front of my nose. She immediately shoved one into my mouth. I didn’t hesitate and started working on it. She clearly liked it and started moaning a bit. I could have stopped, but she didn’t allow it, and there was nowhere to move… Okay, enough jokes, this won’t work, it’s time to take the reins. I embraced her and playfully flipped her onto her back. She was quite surprised. I grabbed her wrists and put her hands in a “I surrender” position and held them there so she’d understand to leave them. Slowly…

    Quickly to the shower, a fast clean-up, and a lover’s cuddle with a few mini kisses. While dressing, we finally exchanged a few words, and I think I understood why the “mechanical” start. Seven hours of shifts, someone every hour. It’s strange that with such a packed schedule, she only has three reviews. So I think she has this work routine down as a form of self-defense. Some girls don’t have it easy.

    When arranging a follow-up for next time, she smiled, saying even 90 minutes might be too short for my plan, that it would be better for two or three hours, or that I could book her for the whole shift. I might have to break the bank.

    She escorted me to the hallway to make sure I didn’t run into anyone. I hugged, kissed her, and dashed off. She asked where I was going, that she was coming with me to the door. Another hug, some whispers, kisses—damn, my wife would kill me, because the last time I said goodbye like this was about 30 years ago.

    Well… the only saving grace is that a paid kiss at Rabbit Hall costs a grand. That’s sufficient “contraception”… although…

    A repeat is more than clear because…
    Conclusion: A beautiful girl, luxurious figure, skilled at her craft, may seem a bit serious at first, but only until you win her over, so it’s a great challenge. And if you succeed, I bet you’ll want her at home… Actually, what am I saying, no one go to her because then I won’t get back to her again…

    admin edit: Nika – Rabbit Hall
    Massage – 60min pussycat
    Duration – exactly 60 min – door to room, room
    Price – 2600,-

  • Alina + Vanessa Candy Shop Massage

    After a long break, I decided to try something new in the massage market. There will be more posts, but I’ll start with a completely new experience for me: a massage with two masseuses. I had arranged a 90-minute session with Alina at the candy shop, someone I’ve visited several times before. Upon arrival, I was offered the chance to add a new girl, who was in training, to my session with Alina. Luckily, I had an extra 500 CZK on me, just in case I wanted a little something from the extra menu, so I accepted the offer. Vanessa appeared from the back; she didn’t immediately captivate me, but I agreed to let her join us.

    Alina led me to the room by the hand, while Vanessa went to prepare herself. Alina helped me undress and took charge of the initial shared shower. Vanessa sat on the bed in her robe, observing the whole scene. It felt a bit strange to be watched, but with Alina in the shower, you don’t really have much awareness of your surroundings. When asked if I wanted one or two rounds, I chose my usual option A – one, but thoroughly :))

    After the shower, I greeted Vanessa again, who slipped out of her robe and joined the massage. It started with dry stroking, then Alina began her practiced routine on my back. Vanessa joined in by massaging my legs, and soon I felt the main advantage of a three-person massage: while one masseuse focuses on a body part, the other usually hovers around the groin area. So, the little mole was on alert from the very beginning. The girls silently communicated with glances and gestures, taking turns. When Alina needed more space for her acrobatics, Vanessa moved to my head, entwining our fingers, kissing my neck and face, pulling my hands to her chest, and letting me caress her. I’d personally rate her advertised size as at least a Ds, so if you’re a breast enthusiast, you shouldn’t miss these natural beauties. When she cuddled up to me, I felt like I was under a cozy blanket. Vanessa’s massage was also very intimate and genuine B2B. After both had slid over me with their behinds, it was time to turn over.

    Here, Alina took the lead again, straddling me like a jockey and letting me caress her all over. Vanessa didn’t hesitate to park herself between my legs, once again tending to the little mole. After switching, she too offered her breasts for fondling. I couldn’t help but grin stupidly at both of them, which put smiles on their faces as well. After several switches and various positions, Alina took charge of the little mole again, guiding it to a successful finish without hesitation. I was grinning from ear to ear by the end. After cleaning up with tissues, they each snuggled up to me from one side, and thanks to the ceiling mirror, we could admire ourselves, relax, and chat. I stroked their backs for a while, and since we still had some time left, they offered me another back massage. This time, they didn’t leave my hands by my head but placed them along my body, each sitting on one. So, I literally had my hands full and hopefully made the massage a bit more enjoyable for the girls too. Here’s another interesting tidbit about Vanessa: she has larger lips, so if that’s your thing, you’ll be in for a treat.

    For the last 10-15 minutes, we moved to the shower, all three of us, and during the mutual soaping, we pressed closely against each other. At one point, Vanessa and I lost our balance a bit and almost sat on Alina, who was washing my feet. Fortunately, I was close to the wall and managed to brace myself; otherwise, who knows what might have happened. As we said our goodbyes, Vanessa complimented my nice smile. After running up the stairs and waving one last time, only Alina bid me farewell from below, saying, “See you next time.”

    Body to body, 90 minutes, 4800crowns.
    Recommendation – I can definitely recommend a massage with two masseuses, as well as a massage with Alina or Vanessa individually :)) A great experience guaranteed.

  • Mira – Rabbit Hall

    I visited Mira at the Staropramenna branch. The booking and entry process doesn’t really need much explanation; everything went smoothly and without any issues.

    Mira herself opened the door for me. As previously mentioned, she seems to be from the Baltic region, which gives her an interesting look, except for the slightly enhanced lips. From the start, she set a tone for the conversation that she maintained until the end – I imagine this is how an assistant or hostess at a luxury clinic would behave. She was very polite and clear but maintained a distinct distance as she instructed me on where to follow her, what to expect from the massage, how to position myself in the shower, and at the end, whether I wanted change from a five hundred when paying a hundred.

    Initially, when she asked about the type of massage, I responded with an erotic mix. I was then asked, both verbally and with gestures, if I was aware that this meant a massage exclusively with hands. This threw me off a bit, as it didn’t quite match the description of a mix massage or my previous experiences at RH. In my surprise, I confirmed, but during our shared shower, I changed my mind for two reasons and switched to a B2B massage. Firstly, I realized that a mix massage with her would probably be quite boring. Secondly, I had the chance to see her body in all its glory. To me, Mira has an almost perfect figure, slim yet beautifully shaped with firm natural breasts and alabaster skin. She reminds me a lot of the erotic model Emily Bloom.

    The massage began with a short hand massage on my stomach, which was more or less uneventful (and I congratulated myself for not sticking with the mix massage). Fortunately, she soon transitioned into B2B, which was excellent. Feeling her smooth body and breasts slowly gliding over me was truly an experience. Moreover, her routine was original and deliberately positioned in front of the mirror – everything was visible, and the view was amazing. There were few hints of GFE or teasing down there, but in this case, I didn’t mind at all. After the turn, Mira only performed a few more moves before sitting on me with her back to me and proceeding to finish. The view of her backside was incredible, so she succeeded in her task. Afterward, she wiped me down and basically directed me straight to the shower, about 15 minutes before the hour was up.

    I’m a bit hesitant about how to rate the massage with Mira. On one hand, there was a clear push to upsell me to more expensive massages, a sense of distance, and the actual massage time was borderline (it took a while to start + then a quick finish). On the other hand, her figure and the massage itself were an experience. So, I’ll give a positive rating, but I probably won’t repeat it.

    B2B, 60 min, 2100 CZK

  • Regina – Candy Shop

    Regina has received excellent reviews from long-time patrons, so I decided to give her a chance, even though her most recent review was less favorable. I was also excited to visit the “new” branch on Šumavská, where I had some of my first massage experiences.

    The door was opened by a friendly receptionist who offered me water, and soon after, Regina—a petite, cheerful brunette—appeared from behind the curtain. There was no waiting around, and we headed straight to the room. Regina is quite chatty, asking plenty of questions, including my name, which I didn’t mind. However, my favorite mutual undressing, which I’ve only experienced at Candy, didn’t happen. Nor did any tasteful undressing of Regina. We chatted the whole time, so it felt like undressing with a friend.

    We headed to the shower and waited a bit for the first burst of hot water. Once it came, Regina started washing me. I tried to approach her gently, but she didn’t reciprocate much. We hugged a bit from the front and back, but most of the time, we kept our distance.

    After a while, Regina started stroking me quite vigorously and moaning softly into my ear. It was a bit too fast for me, without much foreplay. However, I wasn’t interested in two endings, so I let her “massage” me a bit, but soon told her she didn’t need to bother, as I’d be satisfied at the end. Regina smiled, and we moved to the mattress.

    There, the classic routine on the stomach began. She started by caressing and scratching me dry. The side mirror only covered about a third of the mattress, so I couldn’t fully watch her. This was followed by a hand massage combined with body-to-body, where she skillfully used her breasts from my neck to my face, which I enjoyed. Even with “only” a B-cup, she knew how to use them.

    She occasionally moaned into my ear, but overall, the GFE was somewhat lacking. At one point, she even moved my hands back to my head, so I couldn’t touch her. Regina has a truly luxurious body, with a nice butt and breasts. We also did a 69, with her feet under my arms. I tried to warm her feet a bit, as her body was generally cold, and she was pouring cold oil on me. In this position, she also attended to my friend.

    After the switch, she only demonstrated two positions. In the first, she mounted me, her breast landing perfectly in my mouth, and her cold feet teasing me a bit. It was a super deluxe position, perfectly measured. Right after, we returned to the 69, where we spent quite a long time. Regina fulfilled the extra “pussycat” service to 100%. Her arousal, or perhaps just her performance, was very sexy and exciting.

    She regularly alternated between “stroking” phases and phases where she just enjoyed herself, not touching me with her hands. Occasionally, she played with my balls, moaning beautifully. In the end, Regina managed something I hadn’t experienced in an erotic massage before.

    I climaxed without her directly stimulating me at that moment (you could say prematurely, like a teenager). She was basically just holding it, or at least that’s how it felt. I was sufficiently aroused by the erotic display happening on my face and her occasional pleasant handwork. After my cum, she let me even the score, which took quite some effort, haha.

    The final shower felt like one with a warm friend, though we washed separately. The conversation continued all the way to the entrance door. For those who love a good chat, Regina will be a perfect fit. I’m not really into that.

    The pussycat aspect was great, but I must say that overall, it was a bit “lazier” compared to the excellent Candy standards. It lacked more GFE, better shared showers in the Candy style, and a longer/more creative B2B session after the switch. Maybe it was because I was her last client of the day, or perhaps she just didn’t find me appealing, I don’t know.

    Regina probably wasn’t as enthusiastic at such a late hour. I know from other masseuses that the last client often gets the short end of the stick. However, I believe that with Regina, it would be much more interesting earlier in the day, as it was still good, and you can tell she has a certain erotic spark. It’s definitely there. But I don’t see a reason to repeat. I imagined it a bit differently. Still, the pussycat, her athletic, beautiful body, and her handwork were worth it.

    Rating: Time adhered to.
    Body-to-body massage 60 minutes 2000 CZK + pussycat 500 CZK.

  • Nika a Kamila – Candy Shop Massage

    Honestly, I’ve been visiting massage parlors for about a year, always tempted by the idea of a “threesome,” as every guy knows well. Suddenly, I had the money, there was a discount at Candy, and I was in the mood… so I went for it!

    Booking
    I booked via SMS and got an immediate confirmation. However, about an hour before the appointment, I received a message saying Kamila was running late. No problem, as I wasn’t there yet.

    Arrival
    I sat at the bar, had a gin to lift my spirits and unwind after a workday. Nika was flitting around, greeted me, and then the delayed Kamila arrived.

    The Place, Masseuses, and Service
    The girls showed up in sexy dresses, spent a few minutes negotiating in Russian with the “receptionist” about which room we should have. I soon understood why when I saw we got room no. 2, which was quite cramped for three people.

    In the room, we briefly went over how things would proceed, with the girls conversing slightly in Russian, since they were almost working together for the first time. I was a bit disappointed that I couldn’t undress them myself. Eventually, Kamila got into the shower, beckoned me in, while Nika lay on the bed on her stomach waiting… a bit more teasing could have been nice. But it seemed Nika wasn’t really in the mood, whereas Kamila definitely exuded more dominance and charm.

    The shower was pleasant, and Kamila commanded, “Let’s get to bed,” which was quite hot.

    We started with the usual—me on my stomach, Kamila working on my back, Nika on my legs. They then took turns with a B2B slide, using both their butts and breasts. Kamila’s breasts, in my opinion, are beautifully soft and large, albeit a bit saggy. Nika’s are perkier but cute.

    We chatted mostly with Kamila, she speaks good English, but Nika doesn’t speak much English. So, most of the communication was in Russian with Kamila, and there was a sort of block with Nika.

    Turning onto my back… I was as excited as a schoolboy. Two “eager” naked girls with me in the room. Kissing all over my body, breasts, teasing down there. Holding both their butts, breasts while they pleasure you—it’s a truly powerful feeling. You really feel quite mighty.

    In the end, they lay alongside me on both sides and finished me off while I could play with their bodies amidst very loud (and admittedly, fake) moaning.

    I felt something was missing for greater satisfaction—a more “lesbian” moment, maybe if they kissed or played with each other. But that’s something the competition seems to offer, so I’ll consider it.

    Heading out, it was quite the workout. A bit of a shame we didn’t linger longer, but time was up, so a quick shower.

    Unfortunately, Kamila had to prepare the room for the next massage, so she left us for a bit but returned. I finished showering with Nika—we finally got a bit closer when it was just the two of us. Then payment in the room, goodbyes, and out into the chilly Prague. But with a good feeling, which isn’t always guaranteed after massages lately.

    Conclusion
    It was an experiment for me, but I dare say for them too. They claimed Kamila was training Nika, but they weren’t 100% in sync. I think the salon should work on pairing masseuses better for duo massages to match their styles and moods more effectively.

    Yeah, I can now say I’ve “had” two women at once, but I probably won’t do it again anytime soon. There are other challenges I’d like to try.

    Extras
    Type of massage: 60 min, B2B, 2 masseuses
    Total price: 3100 CZK (special discount at the time included)
    Rating: good (8/10)

  • Violette – Rabbit Hall

    Violette gave me my very first erotic massage, and it was an unforgettable positive experience.

    I arrived with some apprehension, as the most I’d done before was visit a Thai massage salon that offered happy endings. The idea of a massage solely focused on eroticism made me a bit nervous. I worried that the woman might be unattractive or have an off-putting attitude, leading to an awkward and uncomfortable hour. Thankfully, choosing Violette was the perfect decision for my introduction to this new favorite pastime of mine.

    Thanks to PragueReviews, I knew Rabbit Hall was a reputable place to visit. Violette’s photos were stunning—she appeared as a statuesque brunette with a gorgeous body. I couldn’t resist and booked an appointment at their Vršovice location.

    The receptionist greeted me kindly and courteously. After paying in advance, I waited briefly for Violette. When she appeared, I was a bit surprised that she didn’t quite match her photos. Instead of a tall, stoic woman, she was more of a cute, girl-next-door type, slightly smaller than I expected, with lighter hair. Nonetheless, her sweet personality and engaging conversation immediately put me at ease.

    Once she undressed, I saw her very sexy body—large breasts, strong smooth legs, and wonderful hips. She was not shy in the shower, and I instantly felt great. We moved to the bed and began 60 minutes of pure bliss.

    Violette is definitely one of those women who becomes very passionate and sexual in bed. She genuinely seems to enjoy the time spent together, encouraging touch and providing a true GFE (Girlfriend Experience). It was a spectacular feeling. At the end, she mentioned that I brought great energy, which made the experience enjoyable for her as well, and I felt the same.

    We shared a gentle shower and a goodbye kiss. I’ll always remember her for making my first experience so wonderful, and I’ll likely see her again someday.

    Type of massage: B2B Massage
    Length of the massage: 60 minutes
    Price for the massage: 1900 CZK (sale price, normally 2100 CZK)
    Review rating: 8/10

  • Alex – Rabbit Hall

    Here’s another review about one of the “rabbits,” this time focusing on Alex, and unfortunately, it’s not a positive one.

    I booked a 1-hour body-to-body (b2b) session for 2100 CZK through the website. I wanted to try someone new, and Alex seemed appealing based on her older photos. Plus, her height was a bonus since I’m 90.

    I arrived at the salon in Prague 2, and another girl greeted me at the door. I mentioned I had a reservation with Alex, and eventually, she showed up. I have to admit, I was already feeling let down.

    To be clear, Alex isn’t unattractive, but she doesn’t resemble her pictures at all. While she is tall, I doubt she has the 2.5 size as claimed on the website; at best, I’d say it’s 1.5. She also has a large backside, which isn’t flattering.

    I decided to give her a chance, and we headed to the room. After discussing the massage, she asked if I wanted a shared shower. I agreed and waited for her for a few minutes.

    She took off her salon uniform and joined me in the shower. This is when I noticed her smaller breasts and larger backside, and I think she might have a slight cross-eye.

    Anyway, after the most boring shower I’ve ever had at RH, we moved to the bed. She started applying a lot of oil and massaged me from the side. I was hoping for the usual sliding on top of me, but that never happened. She continued like this for about 20-25 minutes before asking me to turn over.

    Again, she massaged me from the side. Ten minutes before the session ended, she finally got on top of me, allowing me to touch her a bit, and finished me while sitting on me.

    We had another dull shower and left five minutes early.

    Recap:
    – Average girl, not really matching the website’s description
    – Definitely not an experienced masseuse
    – Paid for b2b but only got about 5 minutes of it during the massage
    – Would I repeat? NO.