Hello everyone,

I recently visited TopMasérky, which is also known as TopPrivat. Here, you can opt for a massage, but it’s not mandatory. Katka is a charming woman with feminine curves. I suspect her age is a bit higher than what’s listed on their website, but everything else checks out. The welcome was great. Katka greeted me and led me down the hallway to a room. She confirmed that I wanted an hour-long massage, which I did. The basic price is 2000 CZK for an hour, which I paid. Katka also asked if I wanted any extras, like oral or sex. For my first visit, I declined these extras and was then sent to the shower alone. When I returned, Katka was in a robe with nothing underneath. I removed it, and her breasts were even larger, but gravity can’t be fooled.

The massage takes place on a bed, although there’s a massage table in the corner of the room, but I prefer the bed. The massage is very oily and involves a lot of contact, with her breasts and buttocks gliding all over my body. After about 20 minutes, she surprised me by asking me to get on all fours—I was expecting to turn onto my back. She massaged my buttocks and then moved on to my member, playing with it fantastically. I had to hold back to avoid finishing too soon. I lay on my back, and Katka again used her body and breasts wonderfully. She kept taking my friend between her breasts and playing with him. I asked Katka if I could kneel over her and finish between her breasts, and she had no problem with it. So, I ended up thrusting between her breasts, and soon it was over. Some of it ended up on her face, but she was fine with it, as she regularly participates in bukkake events at TopPrivat.

At the end, there was some cuddling and chatting, then I was sent to the shower, paid, and headed home. Katka is a fantastic woman who knows exactly what to do and how to please us.

Type of Massage: B2B
Duration: 90 minutes
Price: 2800

I decided to visit Stella, and I have to confirm that all the positive reviews about her are not exaggerated. Stella is very kind and communicative right from the first greeting. Her positive energy and liveliness were evident from the very beginning, which immediately lifted my mood and dispelled any shyness.

Stella is originally from Eastern Europe, but she speaks Czech excellently. She has beautiful black hair and I found her very attractive—her eyes, face, figure, everything was great. We had a nice chat in the shower, and the atmosphere was very touchy-feely and affectionate.

I appreciated how Stella made an effort to find out what I liked and didn’t like. She wasn’t afraid to ask questions and adapted wonderfully to my preferences during the massage. The massage on my stomach was pleasant, and the view in the mirror was perfect. Stella made sure it seemed like she was enjoying it too. During the massage, I felt absolutely fantastic.

When I turned onto my back, it got even better. Stella’s massage was one of the best I’ve ever experienced. Her personality and appearance suited me perfectly, and she surprised me with a new element I hadn’t encountered elsewhere—an amazing position where she slid her knees under my backside and nestled it nicely between her beautiful breasts—everything took a steep upward turn from there.

Afterwards, there was another shared shower, where she playfully teased me a bit, and then it was off to the door with a kiss on the cheek. Overall, I had a wonderful time with Stella, and I definitely recommend her. I’m looking forward to my next visit.

I visited the Matahari salon for the first time. First off, I must commend the salon for being truly beautiful and clean. Having a shower in the room is a given. I was let into the salon by the receptionist, and within a minute, Miss Melisa came to fetch me. She took me by the hand to the room and offered me a drink. After a long day at work, I wanted to shower alone. When I stepped out of the shower, Melisa was kneeling naked on the bed. I must say, she’s a real stunner, a rare sight indeed. A true bombshell with a beautiful figure and gorgeous enhancements. It was perhaps a bit too dim for my taste, but I didn’t mention it; I’m sure she would have adjusted the lighting if I’d asked. She laid me on my stomach and started the massage. She really put in the effort, despite being petite. Even the massage while on my stomach was quite intimate, and you can really tell when a girl has taken a massage course. At first, she seemed a bit shy and wasn’t too keen on chatting. I tried to get her talking, and eventually, she really opened up. Even her shyness was sexy.

When I turned onto my back, I was already at attention. From the moment I turned, she held me in her hand and began to masturbate. She switched positions and sighed beautifully throughout. I love the position where she sits on my stomach and strokes me from behind, or when she turns her back and I hold her by the hips while she continues. Both positions happened. For those who love athletic bodies, I highly recommend her. She looks very young, but her experience in handwork was evident. The grand finale took place in the shower.

There, she pressed up against me, let me play with her breasts, started nibbling my ear, and sighed, and unfortunately, the surge of eroticism was too much for me to handle. I was trembling like a little puppy. She washed me, and as she began to wash herself, I was about to leave the shower, but she stopped me, suggesting I stay and either watch or help her. That was very charming. So, I helped wash her and got to play with her fantastic breasts once more.

I recommend Melisa. She’s truly stunning and sweet. In the end, she was quite chatty, which I like. I’m curious to hear what you think of her eyes; I was captivated by them. I will definitely return and request more lighting.

Body to body
60 minutes
Price 2300
Recommendation: yes

Massage Enthusiast’s Delight!

In this review, I want to share a recent experience at RH, objectively and hopefully without bias…

I’ll skip over the details of RH on Vinohradská and the booking process, as there were no issues and it’s been described many times before.

I chose a new girl in the RH lineup, Ellie. Her photos caught my attention—she’s a very petite girl with an unusual type and slightly larger breasts. But let me be upfront: we’re talking about a reality from maybe three years ago or some decent Photoshop work, because she looks different. And that’s even considering I usually get fooled by hair that’s mostly in a ponytail…

Take a look at her profile photos and then one more in the “story,” and you’ll already see a clear difference.

Anyway, I didn’t have the guts or the mood to turn around, so I went ahead with the massage…

The welcome was okay; I was still processing the reality until Ellie brought a drink and we started chatting a bit—just the usual small talk about whether it’s cold here and so on… A joint shower was offered and I accepted.

In general, I believe that masseuses don’t need to be gymnastic champions, but they definitely need to create the right atmosphere. We want our illusions!

The joint shower was just a quick rinse, and it was clear to me that there was no spark, more like a routine mission… It was really just a soaping of my back while I got to feel her breasts—but to be fair, those who like really petite girls will probably enjoy Ellie. Her breasts are probably a C-cup, cute “tennis balls” that fit nicely in smaller hands, and they’re all-natural.

We clarified the limits a bit and got on with the massage.

I plopped down on the futon, and Ellie started with a more sports-like routine using her hands, at least I got to ask for some attention on my sore thighs. Then came body-to-body, even sideways, but I didn’t notice any more original or daring touches. I was very relaxed and starting to get bored…

After the flip, 15 minutes in, there was a slight improvement in the variety of positions, and I could join in, so I focused at least on those breasts that fit nicely in my hands.

Ellie does a good job with side massages, and combined with stronger touches, it works. Overall, though, I felt too relaxed, and the final handjob took quite a while…

Memorable parts? Not really. The massage was completed, no disasters, but I didn’t leave with any rush of joy…

Cleansing, a moment of rest, and I asked for an extra foot massage…

Shower in the spirit of mutual back-soaping and a bit of conversation…

I’m not in a rush, and yet I leave a few minutes before the final gong…

Mix Massage
90 minutes
2800 CZK

Candy Shop generally has good reviews, so I wanted to experience it for myself. I chose a new girl, Kristina, even though she doesn’t have any reviews yet. I liked her photos and was looking for a young, slim girl.

Booking
I booked through WhatsApp about three days in advance. The communication was straightforward and quick.

Arrival
I arrived at the branch on Maiselova Street at the agreed time. After ringing the bell, a colleague opened the door from the other side. On the stairs leading to the salon, a receptionist met me, informing me that there was some confusion and asked me to wait a bit in the small courtyard. After about five minutes, she picked me up and led me into the salon, where Kristina was already waiting for me.

Welcome and Massage Preparation
Kristina is a pretty, slim young girl from Ukraine. She greeted me with her long black hair down, wearing a short satin dress and high heels. She has a nice face, though a bit too made-up for my taste (at least the fake eyelashes). I received two kisses on the cheek as a welcome, and we went to the room. The large shower was right in the room, which is great. Without asking about the type of massage or any extras, she said we would shower together. If she had asked, I might have gone for the pussycat, but I didn’t want to push it if she wasn’t in the mood. We undressed separately and went to the shower together. Kristina has a nice belly button piercing, a larger tattoo under her breasts, and a few other designs elsewhere. It suits her. She has the body type I like—I’m more into the lower half, so I don’t look for big breasts, but I like slim girls with nicely shaped butts, and she definitely has that. The shower was pleasant, somewhat erotic, but based on many other reviews of Candy Shop, I might have had slightly higher expectations (I try to manage my expectations based on other reviews, but I was really looking forward to Candy). Kristina didn’t ask me at the beginning how many times I wanted to finish. In hindsight, I realize I could have guided her more, and she probably would have done exactly what I wanted. But for me, a sign of an excellent massage is when the girl fulfills my wishes without me having to say anything, or just based on hints. Or she asks herself. I don’t like having to direct someone.

Massage Process
The massage on my stomach started from the legs to the head. Occasionally, she touched my crotch, but it was more sporadic. She incorporated her butt and breasts into the massage, which was nice. I wasn’t on my stomach for long. After turning over, she focused mainly on my penis. It didn’t seem like she was using any interesting techniques or had it planned out for the hour. I was almost holding her back from the beginning so that the experience wouldn’t end too soon. She reacted with a smile. When I asked for something, she did it without any problems. She spent quite a while in the 69 position, where I had a great view. She really has a nice butt. Then I massaged her for a bit. She’s fine with touches down there, but fingers inside are off-limits. I liked the mirror on the ceiling and the view of her. During the massage, I couldn’t see the clock, and a few times I felt like she wanted to finish me off. I asked at the beginning how much time we had left, but then I couldn’t hold back. She massaged my back for a bit longer, and we chatted until she hinted that it was time for a shower. We showered together again. It was pleasant—she washed me, and I washed her, but she didn’t attempt anything more significant. When we got out of the shower and started dressing, I looked at my watch and was quite surprised that it was almost ten minutes before the original end time of the massage, considering I went in five minutes late. This wasn’t just a shortening by a few minutes, but by quite a bit. Initially, I had a fairly good impression of the meeting, but this at the end disappointed me. It seemed like the whole thing was happening in a pleasant atmosphere from both sides, so this felt unnecessary.

Departure
I knew that, but it’s nice that the girls know it too and don’t try to cheat us. Normally, I would have given her 2k and not worried about the change, but because of the time issue, I waited for her to bring me the change. She had no problem with it. At the farewell, I got 2 kisses on the cheek again. Right after Kristina disappeared, the receptionist asked me if the girl mentioned that I still had time left. I honestly told her no and that I didn’t view it positively, even though the massage was otherwise good. She said they would address it with the girl, and I wasn’t in the mood to discuss it further, so I left. I appreciate that they monitor this and at least make some effort for damage control.

Summary
Kristina is a beautiful young girl. She’ll do what she’s told. But if you don’t tell her and don’t keep track, you might not get as much as is usual at Candy Shop. She’s new there, and the salon reflected that in the lower price. But she should pay attention to the time. That annoys everyone. I won’t be repeating the visit.

Service Description: body-to-body for 60 minutes, paid 2000
Rating: average

I visited the Matahari salon for the first time. First off, I have to commend the salon for being truly beautiful and clean. Having a shower in the room is a given. I was let into the salon by the receptionist, and within a minute, Miss Melisa came to get me. She took me by the hand to the room and offered me a drink. After a long day at work, I wanted to take a shower by myself. When I got out of the shower, Melisa was kneeling naked on the bed. I have to say, she is a unique beauty, a rare sight indeed. A real bombshell with a gorgeous figure and stunning enhanced features. It was a bit too dim for my taste, but I didn’t mention it. I suppose if I had asked, she would have turned up the lights. She laid me on my stomach and started the massage. Despite being petite, she really put in the effort. Even the massage on my stomach was quite intimate, and you can definitely tell when a girl has taken a massage course. At first, she seemed a bit shy and wasn’t too keen on chatting. I tried to get her to open up, and eventually, she became incredibly lively. Honestly, even her shyness was sexy.

When I turned onto my back, I was already at attention. From the moment I turned, she held it in her hand and started to stroke. She switched positions and moaned softly as she did so. I love it when she sits on my stomach and strokes from behind, or when she turns her back to me, and I hold her by the hips while she continues. Both positions happened. For fans of athletic bodies, I highly recommend her. She looks very young, but her experience in handwork was evident. The grand finale took place in the shower.

There, she pressed up against me, let me play with her breasts, started nibbling on my ear, and moaning, and unfortunately, the surge of eroticism was too much for me to handle. I was trembling like a little puppy. She washed me, and as she began to wash herself, I was about to leave the shower, but she stopped me, asking me to stay and either watch or help her. That was very charming. So, I helped her wash and played with her fantastic breasts once more.

I recommend Melisa. She’s truly stunning and sweet. In the end, she was quite talkative, which I appreciate. I’m curious to hear what you think about her eyes; I was captivated by them. I will definitely return and ask for more light.

Body to body
60 minutes
Price 2300

After a long break, I’m writing a review, this time about Daniela, who was one of my hot favorites, and everything just clicked.

I’ll get straight to the massage because, as for everything else, it was all as it should be, I think, and I didn’t notice anything distracting, which is good. (Just as I was leaving, there was another couple saying their goodbyes in a familiar way; I didn’t see the guy, but I did see the masseuse, and I think it was Dominika.) We just laughed it off.

But let’s talk about Daniela. We greeted each other and got acquainted while discussing some practical matters. As she asked how I was doing and if I needed anything, it felt nice. She would occasionally touch me lightly, smile, and when she walked in front of me, she swayed so gracefully that I thought she either knows exactly what she’s doing and why, or it’s just natural for her. That feminine energy.

We didn’t head straight to the shower but took our time getting physically acquainted and undressing each other, much like when you finally have a free room with your first girlfriend in college. As someone already mentioned, she’s very perceptive and seems to be able to gauge the other person, so it felt tailor-made for me and what I needed at that moment. I didn’t even have to say much. Then came the shower, which was also quite intimate, and I enjoyed it. The combination of massaging the perineum and penis is really good and was repeated throughout. It’s quite intense. I had the chance to take a good look at her—petite, firm, sexy butt, nice breasts, and a smile. Exactly my type. But what got me the most was probably her seductive expression; she’d occasionally run her tongue over her palate, hard to describe, and the way she took care of me. Her expression always made me smile.

It was supposed to be a lingam massage, but I was on my back for a few minutes first. I couldn’t quite relax, but it was good, pleasant, more gentle, with some light scratching. Then I turned over, and the penis massage began. I won’t describe all the details; you have to experience it yourself. She has multiple techniques and knows what she’s doing. Sometimes I even closed my eyes and didn’t focus on exactly what she was doing. I have this image in my mind of her holding it with both hands and giving me that look (like she’s going to devour you), and at that moment, you just want to go for it with her. I was in a state where I lasted quite a while. There was even a break for some autoeroticism. I told her I wouldn’t force her into it. Apparently, it involved a toy, and there was a “foreign” one she wasn’t used to, so it vibrated at full power, and the head spun around, and we couldn’t turn it off, so we tossed it aside, didn’t stress about it, and continued. She tried to make me feel good, and I tried to reciprocate. Then I didn’t feel like lying down, so for the last third of the massage, I was kneeling opposite her, which was more intimate than when she was sitting between my legs. There was no problem with that either. Again, one hand often ran over my perineum and balls while the other played with my penis—amazing. At one point, I thought she must have pretty strong hands. I quite liked how she touched, squeezed, and massaged my chest—something no other girl has done for me.

Afterward, we cuddled for a bit and then headed to the shower, chatting a little. I can confirm that she’s not only a wildcat but also an intelligent girl. She mentioned what she’d like to achieve and how things are going for her now. I truly wish her the best. At the same time, I don’t quite understand what landlords have against Ukrainians. I’ve rented to several of them and can’t praise them enough, better than some Czechs. Of course, you have to choose, as some are not great, but now I’m about to rent to another young couple who want to stay here. I’ve known them for a while, and they’re trying because they don’t want to go back. Unfortunately, I’m not from Prague, so I can’t help her.

I hope she doesn’t mind me mentioning this, as she takes such good care of us.

In conclusion, lingam and various extras can be great, but for me, direct contact is probably the best. In this case, it didn’t matter because Daniela is great at improvising.

Thank you, Daniela,
1 hour. Lingam
CZK 2,200
I’m not a frequent visitor or someone who repeats massages often, but I think Daniela is worth it.

Candy Shop never disappoints. This time, I chose Nina, who’s new here and doesn’t have a review yet (and she was the only one available that day whom I hadn’t met before). At another establishment, this might be a bit of a risk, but not here. I couldn’t get to the bar because another client was there, so I ordered my favorite drink on the stairs and went to the restroom. When I came out, a pretty, slim, elegant Asian woman in a simple black dress that highlighted her stunning curves was already waiting for me. She greeted me with kisses on the cheek and led me up the steps to the room. Fortunately, it wasn’t the tiny one immediately to the left but the larger one at the back (Maiselova branch).

In the shower, she gave me a curious look and said I had beautiful eyes. Apparently, they have an interesting color… A compliment from a beautiful young woman is always nice. Her Czech is quite good, especially her accent, which is barely noticeable considering where she’s from and how long she’s lived in the Czech Republic. Her background is interesting—feel free to ask her about it if you’re curious. Nina is quite an intriguing person, and we had a good chat, especially towards the end. As for her appearance—exotic looks, very slanted and wide eyes, all-natural, no tattoos or piercings, her lips are wonderfully sensual even without enhancement, her figure is slim but not skinny, with sexy, graceful curves, breasts just the right size, a perfect fit for her. I’d easily believe her stated age of 20. She smells lovely. Oh, and long black hair, which she rarely ties up, suits her well. It depends on how much you like Asian women; I found her very attractive. “So, how many times do you want it?” she asked. “Once, twice, three times, four times?” Have any of you gentlemen ever managed more than two climaxes in an hour? I “ordered” two, and the order was fulfilled. The first time was already in the shower—which, as always in CS, was perfect.

The entire massage was perfect, actually. Nina incorporated the classic elements I’m used to in CS, but she performed them with grace, confidence, and enthusiasm, like a seasoned masseuse. Plus, she added some extra touches that I don’t always get. For instance, my favorite shoulder, neck, and upper back massage, where I lie on my stomach, my head lifted between her thighs, closely observing her intimate area. It’s a pity this part lasted only a short while. Plenty of kisses, our faces often pressed together, creating a great atmosphere.

I asked for a B2B massage; she also offered extras—a foot job and pussy cat—but I thought maybe next time if I enjoyed the massage. And I really did. Touches were unrestricted, I got plenty of views of her intimate parts, there was a 69 position, and she slid her bottom over my chest, bringing her intimate area closer to and away from my face. She has very pretty down there and even figured out what I liked most, sometimes repeating it, showing patience. She was empathetic, and I found her very attractive, so I thoroughly enjoyed myself. I really have nothing to criticize.

Body to body massage, 60 minutes, 1800 CZK

I hadn’t had a massage with two girls in a long time. It’s rare to find a combination of ladies that suits you and is also well-coordinated. I might even prefer a single masseuse, as we can focus more on each other. However, I recently got lucky at Candy, where I visited a duo that could be described as nearly perfect.

I’ve been to Sarlota several times solo, so we know each other quite well. There’s already been a lot written about her, so just briefly – she’s a petite girl with a perfect figure, an amazing butt, and nice small breasts with larger nipples. Dark hair, a beautiful face, complemented by a few tattoos on her slightly tanned skin. She always arrives in glasses with large frames, which give her a very sexy look, but she takes them off before the main event. For me, everything is ideal. Her massage routine is well-honed; she’s generally more dominant, but if I had any requests, she was always accommodating. I’ve even had a top-notch 90-minute pussycat session with kissing with her, and it was one of the best experiences I’ve ever had during a massage.

As for Melisa, I had only been with her once before this session, but she caught my attention right away. She’s even smaller than Sharlot, with an absolutely top-notch butt, lovely small breasts, a few tattoos, and shoulder-length black hair. Right from the greeting, it’s clear she’s a woman with a strong presence and perhaps even more dominant than her colleague. When I first visited her, she was just starting out and had only done a few massages, but from the shower to the massage to the finish, she had everything down pat and acted like a seasoned pro. We talked about it, and it turned out that she hit it off with Sharlot, who trained her well. Looking back, her training was evident. Melisa recommended that for a duo massage, I should choose them because they are well-coordinated and enjoy working together. So, word got around, and I promised that my next visit would be with both of them.

The die was cast, the cards were dealt, my fate was sealed, and I was eagerly waiting for a common date for all three of us. It worked out after about a month, and as soon as a suitable date appeared, I made a reservation. The visit took place at the traditional Maisel. No need to describe the salon. The receptionist greeted me downstairs, offered me a drink, and waited with me for the girls. They arrived shortly after, welcomed me, and led me to the largest room, the one right by the bar.

We’re in the room, me with two gorgeous girls who are slowly starting to undress, and I’m thinking to myself, “What have I gotten myself into?” A bit of initial nervousness sets in. The girls help me out of my clothes, and we head to the shower. I’m glad we got the best and biggest room because the shower is really huge. I could easily fit in there with four masseuses. Sharlot and Melisa each approach from one side, and these beautiful bath attendants start washing me. When I go for a massage with one masseuse, I always try to be more active and guide the session according to my preferences. The girls ask me how I envision the whole thing, and I reply that I’ll leave it up to them and be very submissive today. They ask about the number of rounds – definitely just once at the end. The nervousness gradually fades, and after the cleansing and a thorough introduction to the bodies of both present masseuses, we move under the canopy onto the futon.

I lie down, and the main event begins. The girls first apply oil, and even this feels like an artistic symphony. You wouldn’t believe the difference when four hands are working on your body instead of just two. After a pleasant warm-up of my muscles, the girls start the body-to-body segment. Melisa begins, and Sharlot lies by my head, and we gently caress each other. Meanwhile, Melisa is working on my back, gradually involving her breasts, butt, thighs, and elbows. Finally, she cuddles and slides over me with her whole body. There are so many sensations that I don’t know which one to focus on first. Then the girls switch, and Sharlot takes her turn on my back, butt, and the rest of my body, while my hands attend to Melisa, who has moved within reach. Then comes the flip.

Afterward, Sharlot continues with her routine, Melisa cuddles by my head and keeps my hands busy. The excitement builds as the girls compete to showcase more tricks from their repertoire. In the B2B segment, they complement each other, and at one point, both are gliding over me simultaneously, one from each side. Then Melisa mounts in a reverse cowgirl position, Sharlot is at my feet, and they both start focusing on a lingam massage. I sense we’re heading to the finale, and a slight nervousness creeps in again. I enjoy the view of Melisa’s beautiful butt for a moment, but then I instruct her to turn around, and I focus on her breasts. Meanwhile, Sharlot increases the intensity of her handwork, and fortunately, despite the slight nervousness, my erection remains rock-solid. And even though the lady had a bit more work with me that day, she applies her experience and ultimately triumphs after a brief struggle. The session successfully concludes with a release on Melisa’s butt.

I remain lying down, the masseuses wipe me clean, then cuddle up, and the three of us exchange impressions from the massage. There’s a bit of time left, so the idea strikes me that the girls should also experience what it’s like to be on the receiving end of a four-handed massage. I instruct Melisa to lie in the middle, and together with Sharlot , we briefly massage her. Then the girls switch, and Melisa and I massage Sharlot , who purrs with delight and tells me at the end how great it was. We move to the shower, lather up, but we have to hurry so as not to overstay. The final shower is more cleansing, but I quite enjoy it nonetheless. After all, this isn’t an everyday occurrence. I get dressed, pay, stop by the bar for a moment to exchange a few words of praise with the manager about the girls. The hour flew by in no time, a kiss goodbye, and with a silly grin on my face, I climb the stairs. Outside, I think to myself how amazing it was and how much I enjoyed it.

If anyone is considering a massage with two masseuses, Sharlot and Melisa are the perfect duo. Beautiful girls who are well-coordinated and complement each other excellently. Their massage is perfected from start to finish, you’re never bored, nothing in their routine repeats, and every second brings something new. This is truly a massage masterpiece and probably the pinnacle of what you can experience in Prague.

Body-to-body massage with 2 girls, 60 minutes, 3500 CZK

And I’ll add one more Monika. But this year, for the third time, I got burned (and hopefully that’s enough). That’s what happens when two chosen masseuses fall ill on the same day, and I stubbornly insist on getting a massage, even though everything suggested I should have just given up that day.

At Rabbit Hall, I tried to book several selected masseuses at the last minute, but none were available. The operator eventually sent me a short list of masseuses who were still available, so I picked Monika, even though I knew she wasn’t exactly my type (duck face), but I remembered some positive reviews and that she’s a MILF with natural breasts, a great body, and maybe some “dirty talk.” I thought I’d try something new/different.

First of all, age 30?! Why? “And who benefits from this, huh?” Certainly not the masseuse. I felt deceived right at the door, and I couldn’t shake off that feeling. So, age with a deviation of +- doesn’t bother me; it’s the actual deception that does. I thought, okay. But the welcome was like a cold, sullen fish. After leading me to the room, she instructed me where to undress and ran off to get a drink.

I sighed loudly, rolled my eyes, and gave myself a proper facepalm. For the first time, I considered leaving, but I didn’t have the guts. Yes, that’s how much of an impression the introduction made on me. Upon her return, I chose the cheapest massage, and I felt like Monika was now rolling her eyes. We definitely didn’t hit it off.

She led me to the shower, where I washed myself; she didn’t offer a shared one. She left the room again to get oil, which she could have done while I was in the shower. Her communication was like that of an irritated older, well-maintained sexy bartender with a deep cleavage, trying to be nice while pouring a drink to keep you there and get a tip, but who has dealt with too many lewd guys.

She chewed gum during the massage. She’s a pro. On my stomach, I received probably the highest quality sports massage of my whole body that I’ve ever experienced in an erotic salon. Yes, that was really good, hard, and long. Then some B2B, but GFE—what’s the opposite of GFE? EX-WE? Something cold like that. When I started to stroke her hand, she lifted it; when I placed my hand on her, she moved it. She positioned herself and spread her legs towards the wall where there was no mirror, and when turning towards the mirror, she kept her thighs tightly together so I couldn’t see anything. She made it clear she wasn’t going to profit from me.

She commanded me to turn over, and I saw her sexy butt, which was really beautiful and luxurious considering her age. Her breasts were also fine, larger C-cups, already succumbing to gravity, but that’s natural. Overall, there’s nothing to criticize about her figure. Beautiful. Monika didn’t even look at me and started with B2B, with her butt within reach. She began to moan a little. She massaged me with her butt, allowing me to touch her breasts a bit.

Barely 10 minutes after turning over, she moved between my knees, where she sat with her legs spread (but again so I couldn’t see anything) and closed eyes, and gave me a rather nice short massage. But soon Monika lifted herself a bit, and a harsh handjob followed. My penis started to hurt from it. Monika didn’t plan to delay anything; I grabbed her breast and imagined another woman. I wanted this ordeal to be over as soon as possible. After climaxing, Monika continued at a fast pace, which ruined the climax even more. I closed my eyes and couldn’t imagine a final cuddle with this ice queen. Of course, Monika didn’t even consider it.

After a brief caress and wiping, she “woke me up” and suddenly smiled like a best friend and invited me to the shower. There, with feigned interest, she asked me all sorts of questions. Her tone was now more pleasant, and she washed me thoroughly. With a smile, she offered me another drink and bottled water. So I waited.

In my head, I thought, Monika, it’s too late for this; you can’t save it now. She just wanted to delay me and end it on a good note. I’m not stupid, not that much. I still left the street after 55 minutes. So, in the end, there was also a time rip-off, like a rotten cherry on a cake that fell under the table in spilled drinks. You could argue that I behaved inappropriately or disgusted her somehow, but I really have no idea how or when.

The only positives: a sexy tanned natural body, a full-body sports massage, plenty of fluids.

After the masseuse xP explained the different types of massages at RH, I realized that Monika essentially fulfilled the content of this type of massage, so from that perspective, I’d have to give it a thumbs up, but with the atmosphere, aloofness, GFE -1, approach, time, and age deception, I rate it poorly. I felt like I was bothering her, and that’s bad. And I’ll never choose an erotic mix again.

Erotic mix 60 minutes 1800 CZK.