This is going to be a tough review because no matter how much I think about it, I’m not sure whether to give a neutral or a slightly smiling emoji.

I’ll start with the negatives. Although Rabbit Hall on Staropramenna is a basement space, it’s already hot in there now (I can’t even imagine it at full summer temperatures). Management should invest in air conditioning; a standing fan just isn’t adequate for the venue or the service prices.

The second negative – the photos of the current Eva just don’t match. There’s no way she weighs the advertised 57 kg, I’m sorry. The extra pounds are noticeable both in her face and around her waist. However, her butt is still perfect, firm, and well-shaped. This is clearly an issue with the establishment not updating photos and providing misleading numbers. It wasn’t always like this, but that’s been a few years. Unfortunately, with the increase in the number of masseuses, these issues have also increased. I don’t think it’s a good path, but that’s for them to evaluate.

Regarding the massage, I’ll set aside the fact that Eva turned out not to be entirely my type. Her implants are too natural-looking, and the extra weight around the waist is something I don’t prefer in masseuses. Nonetheless, the massage itself was good, definitely above average. Her approach and conversation were completely relaxed, and we had a good laugh about various “operational mishaps” at the start. A shared shower was offered and was very good—not just for washing, she nicely engaged her top-notch butt. The B2B on the stomach was solid, full body, breasts, hints of GFE, but unfortunately, it remained just hints.

The turn happened after about 25 minutes. She strictly separates her pussycat from anything else, so not even a kiss close to intimate areas is allowed. On the other hand, manual activities from the outside are fine, just not inside. Her handjob techniques didn’t impress me as they did other reviewers; they were too gentle and used too much oil.

There was virtually no vocal (moaning) expression throughout, no matter which part of her was being attended to. She’s very focused on her breasts, which didn’t suit me since I prefer unnatural silicone shapes. But her butt is truly fabulous.

She doesn’t do cowgirl or any imitation of sex, which is a shame because her relevant parts are well-shaped and very attractive. The ending was in a somewhat unusual (but not uninteresting) position on the side, with her legs spread and one over me. So there’s limited mutual satisfaction at the end, although clearly within the rules and only from the outside. Several times I felt like the moisture inside was significantly increasing, and no, it wasn’t massage oil… but she won’t be teased any further (maybe in the pussycat, I didn’t ask).

The shower afterward was also shared, just for washing, no issues. Eva is a nice, communicative Czech girl, she doesn’t slack off, but there are things I simply miss (a more erotic mutual ending and more GFE throughout). I’d probably give a slight smile for the massage itself, but combined with the mismatched photos/data/figure and the poor temperature conditions of the rooms, I ultimately give a neutral one.

B2B in action 2100 CZK / 60 min.